09-10-2013, 01:04 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Location: Calgary
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09-10-2013, 02:50 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Helsinki, Finland
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09-10-2013, 03:01 AM
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God of Hating Twitter
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Are you guys though, the #1Dad ??
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Last edited by Thor; 09-10-2013 at 07:57 AM.
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09-10-2013, 06:46 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Calgary...Alberta, Canada
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I got into a screaming match with my two-year-old at our local pool on Sunday in front of hundreds, so...no.
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09-10-2013, 06:48 AM
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I just had a series of people come into my home and assess my ability to be a good dad for our adoption. I thought they were pretty invasive and at times it was pretty annoying.
I guess I should just be happy that they didn't whip out the tape measure and ask me to drop my drawers.
Although it would have certainly sealed the deal in my favor...
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09-10-2013, 07:07 AM
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Virginia
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I really don't have a good sense of the size of my testicles? How do you measure them anyway? Dunk them in water and measure displacement? What is an average size?
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09-10-2013, 07:47 AM
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Marseilles Of The Prairies
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I don't know if you could say I'm a good father, I mean, I'm not even allowed to see my damn kids since Bobby lost his arm at the zoo in March. IT'S BEEN 6 MONTHS SHEILA!
SSHHEEIILLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
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09-10-2013, 08:14 AM
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Franchise Player
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i don't know about being a good dad, but i think i am a good hubby since i can cook, clean the house and lick my eyebrows......
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09-10-2013, 08:25 AM
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I really don't have a good sense of the size of my testicles? How do you measure them anyway? Dunk them in water and measure displacement? What is an average size?
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09-10-2013, 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Thor
Are you guys though, the #1Dad ??
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Nope. Just the world's greatest.
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09-10-2013, 08:54 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: NYYC
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You think you're better than me!?
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09-10-2013, 08:59 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Peterborough, ON
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Originally Posted by nfotiu
I really don't have a good sense of the size of my testicles? How do you measure them anyway? Dunk them in water and measure displacement? What is an average size?
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I was laughing at this post so my wife asked why. She informs me that they use an orchidometer.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orchidometer
The more you know! (Displacement seems more accurate to me as well)
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09-10-2013, 09:01 AM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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Originally Posted by PsYcNeT
I don't know if you could say I'm a good father, I mean, I'm not even allowed to see my damn kids since Bobby lost his arm at the zoo in March. IT'S BEEN 6 MONTHS SHEILA!
SSHHEEIILLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
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09-10-2013, 10:18 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: the dark side of Sesame Street
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my wife says I'm a good father but a terrible human being. Where does that put me?
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09-10-2013, 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Rubicant
I was laughing at this post so my wife asked why. She informs me that they use an orchidometer.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orchidometer
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wow i did not know that orchidometer scale went below 30. i need to spend more time on wikipedia
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09-10-2013, 11:57 AM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Deep South
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The article I read about it seemed to suggest that perhaps you had small balls becuase you were a good father, not the other way around. That just seems like a much more plausible angle.
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09-10-2013, 12:00 PM
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Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!
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So, any good fathers here?
