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			09-03-2013, 12:00 AM
			
			
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If you blew .341...you'd bang the bottle
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			09-03-2013, 12:02 AM
			
			
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Christ, if the cop was hot, I'd probably ask her for a quickie.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			09-03-2013, 12:04 AM
			
			
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			I don't know, the only breathalyzer i have had was either green, yellow or red...no numbers...blew green
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			09-03-2013, 12:24 AM
			
			
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			Australians told me and Aeneas to settle down. That was pretty drunk.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			09-03-2013, 12:35 AM
			
			
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			Back in the 80's I got drunk enough to wake up in the hospital.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			09-03-2013, 12:55 AM
			
			
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			I would totally party with that chick.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			09-03-2013, 01:04 AM
			
			
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			I've been so drunk that Dennys tasted good.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			09-03-2013, 01:32 AM
			
			
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			I've found that if you drink enough Crown Royal it starts to taste just OK.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			09-03-2013, 02:13 AM
			
			
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			Blew .248 on my impaired first blow then it went up to .253 on second. 
 
Unfortunately that wasn't the drunkest I had ever been.  very lucky to be alive right now
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			09-03-2013, 03:23 AM
			
			
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			Got into 3 fights, passed out in a bronc pen(where they kept 20 or so bucking horses) woke up drunk, proceeded to drive 3 hours back to Calgary, stopped at a Dennys and puked out breakfast(probably from it simply just being Dennys), got home, slept for 30 hours, then did it again the next weekend, life of a rodeo cowboy.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
				  
				
					
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			09-03-2013, 09:30 AM
			
			
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			i am a sensible drunk - last time I cranked it up was when I became involved in a ceaser drinking contest - I tapped out at 18.  all I could think of was if I got sick, it would look like somebody died.  Fortunately, I went to sleep rather easily, and did what I always do when drunk - wake up early the next morning. 
  
.341 seems very high - but I have no personal frame of reference  Given her twitter handle is vodka_sam, I'd expect her to try and top this..
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			09-03-2013, 09:32 AM
			
			
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			The day I left the army I downed a 26 of vodka in a drinking contest and added about a dozen beer for flavor.  
 
I lost the contest, blacked out, suppossedly fell down a flight of stars.  Punched out my best friend.  Kicked the dashboard out of my girlfriends car, and woke up to the sweet taste of charcoal at the Rockyview. 
 
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			09-03-2013, 09:37 AM
			
			
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			I got so drunk at a Flames game once I literally could not walk down the stairs.  I had to sit in my seat and wait it out, the guy came to kick us out and I explained the situation so he got me water and gave me another 30 minutes.  After about a hour and some water I could function enough for my friend and the guy working to help me down. 
 
I regret nothing.  Lombo had two break away goals that game.   
 
I think total I was at around 11 heroine beer starting about 15 minutes before puck drop.  That was also the night before the Drumheller gas station bathroom incident I have told a few times here on Cpuck.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			09-03-2013, 09:42 AM
			
			
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				I got so drunk at a Flames game once I literally could not walk down the stairs.  I had to sit in my seat and wait it out, the guy came to kick us out and I explained the situation so he got me water and gave me another 30 minutes.  After about a hour and some water I could function enough for my friend and the guy working to help me down. 
 
I regret nothing.  Lombo had two break away goals that game.   
 
I think total I was at around 11 heroine beer starting about 15 minutes before puck drop.  That was also the night before the Drumheller gas station bathroom incident I have told a few times here on Cpuck. 
			
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During the 2011/12 season some guy was so drunk that at the end of the game he tripped and fell about four rows, landing in the row behind me as I was waiting to get down the stairs. If it weren't for the small amount of chair backing stopping him, he would have rolled into me and my 6 year old son, taking us out too. He doused me and my son with the beer that he couldn't save and I had to drive home to Lethbridge reeking like beer. Glad I didn't get pulled over.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			09-03-2013, 09:53 AM
			
			
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			When I was in high school, I got so drunk at my friends house that I sat down on his PS2 while NHL2001 was inside.  The disc had a circular ring burned on it.  He tried to feed me pizza but I wasn't able to fit it in my mouth.  I kept pressing it against my eyes and nose.  Eventually, he brought me to Fish Creek park and let me sleep on a bench while him and my other buddy threw rocks at ducks.  All of this happened before 5pm.  When I was finally able to sober up and walk home, my parents took me to the Christmas lights at race city.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			09-03-2013, 09:54 AM
			
			
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I can barely talk after 5 or 6 heroin beer, I'm sure after 11 I'd probably be pretty confident I could fly.
 
When I was 16ish and had no clue how to drink, an old friend and I matched each other shot for shot and put away a bottle of southern comfort in around 5 to 10 minutes. I was such a light weight and that was so much booze so fast that I probably gave myself insta-alcohol poisoning. 
 
Apparently I almost threw up on his doberman, tried to fight his younger sister, and ended up passing out on a dog bed that I'd thrown up on prior to that. I basically left a trail of vomit and misery...
 
That was a looooong long time ago and to this day the smell of southern comfort still makes me gag.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			09-03-2013, 09:57 AM
			
			
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				During the 2011/12 season some guy was so drunk that at the end of the game he tripped and fell about four rows, landing in the row behind me as I was waiting to get down the stairs. If it weren't for the small amount of chair backing stopping him, he would have rolled into me and my 6 year old son, taking us out too. He doused me and my son with the beer that he couldn't save and I had to drive home to Lethbridge reeking like beer. Glad I didn't get pulled over. 
			
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Which is exactly why I didn't move.  I understood I was a drunk mess and knew the best thing for me was to wait it out.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			09-03-2013, 10:01 AM
			
			
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