08-23-2013, 08:23 AM
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#61
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: 127.0.0.1
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that cats and dogs would fight to the death whenever they met.
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Pass the bacon.
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08-23-2013, 08:24 AM
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#62
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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Eating raw potatos would give you worms.
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08-23-2013, 08:46 AM
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#63
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Calgary
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One of the local radio stations that my mom listened to in the car would run this promotion every morning where they would go to a local gas station and "mug" people. I was always confused as to why people would be voluntarily showing up to be mugged and why a radio station would be doing, and promoting it. Whole thing was very concerning to me. Turns out they were giving away coffee mugs...mugging.
8 years old is a confusing time.
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08-23-2013, 08:47 AM
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#64
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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In the early 1970s when we heard about guerillas in the news, I thought they were talking about gorillas. Like Battle For The Planet Of The Apes. Eventually Mom explained to me the difference.
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08-23-2013, 09:08 AM
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#65
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Crash and Bang Winger
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Calgary, AB
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Quote:
Originally Posted by troutman
In the early 1970s when we heard about guerillas in the news, I thought they were talking about gorillas. Like Battle For The Planet Of The Apes. Eventually Mom explained to me the difference.
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"He said GORillas, not GUERillas" Ah Captain Ron
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08-23-2013, 09:16 AM
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#66
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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Kristy McNichol, Olivia Newton John and Deborah Harry were the most beautiful women on the planet. Actually, that's not ridiculous. I stand by that.
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08-23-2013, 09:45 AM
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#67
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Lifetime Suspension
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I used to have wallpaper in my room with various train engines on it. I was under the belief that each individual train had a miniature 70's style, white jumpsuit wearing Vegas era Elvis living in it, and those Elvis's guitars shot bullets out of the neck like a machine gun as they strummed the notes.
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08-23-2013, 09:54 AM
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#68
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Franchise Player
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If you ate an apple, pear, any type of fruit seed...a tree would start growing in your stomach.
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08-23-2013, 10:09 AM
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#69
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: H-Town, Texas
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Kissing a boy could get me pregnant. I spent a lot of time after 'Spin the Bottle' parties thinking I was pregnant at 12, 13. Oh, and that I was going to hell for it. 
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08-23-2013, 10:12 AM
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#70
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by troutman
In the early 1970s when we heard about guerillas in the news, I thought they were talking about gorillas. Like Battle For The Planet Of The Apes. Eventually Mom explained to me the difference.
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Haha. I thought the same thing about "euthanasia" when it was in the news. I thought they were talking about "youth in Asia".
I also used to think people were a lot meaner then they actually were. I may have just been very sensitive as a kid. Usually it was just people looking out for you, but I always interpreted it as meanness.
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08-23-2013, 10:16 AM
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#71
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: wearing raccoons for boots
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I remember my parents lying to me about the guy who lived next door. They told me he was a engineer. That guy couldnt have been one, he never drove the train home...ever.
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08-23-2013, 10:18 AM
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#72
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: the dark side of Sesame Street
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being honest would get you ahead in life.
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08-23-2013, 11:07 AM
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#73
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: AI
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When I was about 3 or 4 the family and I just came back from a camping trip. Dad had taught me that it was ok to pee in the bush when outdoors. Well, the first thing I did when we got back was 'water' the garden for the neighbours to see...
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08-23-2013, 11:13 AM
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#74
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Originally Posted by troutman
Kristy McNichol, Olivia Newton John and Deborah Harry were the most beautiful women on the planet. Actually, that's not ridiculous. I stand by that.
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I had this poster of Farrah Fawcett Majors hanging in my room thinking she was the most beautiful woman on the planet. Many of my friends did
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08-23-2013, 12:18 PM
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#75
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Franchise Player
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I thought COSCO railway cargo containers were for COSTCO stores. I always thought they really do sell a lot of stuff at COSTCO and it made sense in my head since those warehouses are stocked to the roof. Finally years down the road I realized that the containers didn't have a T in the spelling and that it was a shipping company and not the store.
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08-23-2013, 12:24 PM
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#76
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Lifetime In Suspension
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That smoking a bowl somehow involved a cereal bowl with weed in it and setting it ablaze like a campfire, filling the room with smoke. I couldn't understand why you'd want to do that.
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08-23-2013, 12:53 PM
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#77
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Sadly not in the Dome.
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That 640k would be enough.
And I was certain I would be a member of the A-Team. I trained very hard for that job.
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08-23-2013, 01:06 PM
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#78
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: Royal Oak
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I used to think that the whole world used to be black and white; not just TV and movies. Then at some point somebody "invented" colours.
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I think there's a Calvin and Hobbes strip about that...
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08-23-2013, 01:08 PM
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#79
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: Royal Oak
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I used to think that serial killers would jump out of a box of cereal and kill people...
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08-23-2013, 01:17 PM
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#80
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Self-Retirement
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Thought the Flames played on the roof of the Saddledome.
Thought all Flames games were played in Calgary and they just picked what jersey to where at random.
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