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Old 06-25-2013, 02:11 PM   #1621
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This one isn't really a commercial, but it is advertising. Since the roads are all messed up right now I've been taking Sarcee to Glenmore to get to work. As you likely know there are some billboards along there and one I saw today was for Harley Davidson of Calgary. It has a picture of a motorbike and the tagline "Way quieter than anything waiting at home".

Super classy, eff the wife and kids and get on yer hawg! Those bikes are so fracking loud too. I guess efficiency isn't part of the Harley Davidson ethos.
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Old 06-25-2013, 05:04 PM   #1622
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I'm surprised no one has mentioned that commercial with a coach's pep talk to the Sprite bottle. That's just awful.
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Old 06-26-2013, 08:45 PM   #1623
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i'm finding the Okanagan Beer commercial makes me change channel quicker than anything else right now.
A load of old waffle with dramatic background music that has absolutely no meaning or point at all!
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Old 06-27-2013, 12:51 AM   #1624
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The Toyota radio spots with the "but it's my happy juice!" guy make me want to jab things into my eardrums... or change the station...
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Old 06-27-2013, 07:21 PM   #1625
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wonga.com grannies
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haha! They have 2-3 different commercials, I think but the one where the grandpa has the headphones on listening to rap makes me laugh.
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Old 06-29-2013, 01:34 AM   #1627
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OPTICS INTERNATIONAL!!! OPTICS INTERNATIONAAALLLL!!!!

Why are you yell singing at me?!!!!
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Old 07-22-2013, 08:46 PM   #1628
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eff this commercial. why does it play right before every single video I try to watch? the 5 seconds before being allowed to skip are an eternity.

hey MiO ad writers, the Old Spice "random" style commercial only got old like 3 years ago. keep trying.

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Old 07-22-2013, 08:51 PM   #1629
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Plus, the product just looks awful.
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Old 07-23-2013, 03:17 PM   #1630
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Good news everyone!

AlarmForce fires CEO Joel Matlin

http://business.financialpost.com/20...ategic-review/
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Old 07-23-2013, 03:20 PM   #1631
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Call 1-800-267-UNEMPLOYED, Unemployed Force! Goddamn those commercials grate.
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Old 07-23-2013, 03:22 PM   #1632
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Came in looking to post the news of our good friend Joel, left satisfied.
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Old 07-23-2013, 03:31 PM   #1633
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AlarmForce fires CEO Joel Matlin

http://business.financialpost.com/20...ategic-review/
He's still company director but hopefully their strategic review included a new spokesperson.
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Old 07-23-2013, 03:35 PM   #1634
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I have to admit the first time I saw that Brut commercial where the dude puts the aftershave on his face and his super hot wife/girlfriend screams and comes back into the room pregnant saying "What the heck did you just do?" made me lol.

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Old 07-29-2013, 03:47 PM   #1635
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I am really hating on the Juicy Fruit commercials right now.
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Old 07-29-2013, 07:15 PM   #1636
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Fibre commercials.
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Old 07-30-2013, 01:51 PM   #1637
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That radio commercial with the innocent-sounding guy to happy music "informing" us about how wireless rates in Canada are actually cheaper than the States. No. They're. ####ing. Not. It's practically embarassing.

EDIT: And I don't just mean where the money's divvied up, I don't care about some pie chart showing "well, technically...". All I care about is the $$ amount on my monthly bill. Which is way higher than the U.S. You're not fooling anyone.
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I have to admit the first time I saw that Brut commercial where the dude puts the aftershave on his face and his super hot wife/girlfriend screams and comes back into the room pregnant saying "What the heck did you just do?" made me lol.
Me too.

That is what commericals should strive towards. Simple, witty, not annoying.
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Old 07-30-2013, 03:51 PM   #1639
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Me too.

That is what commericals should strive towards. Simple, witty, not annoying.
And the woman is pretty hot as well.
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Old 07-30-2013, 03:56 PM   #1640
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The Spence Diamonds commercial on the radio where the guy says that something is pristine and the girl says "Pristine? Have you been reading the dictionary again Sean?".... seriously? If you're older than 8 years old, you know what pristine means. Makes me want to kick the bitch in the face.
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