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Old 07-19-2013, 09:59 PM   #1
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Default Virginia's attorney general wants to ban oral and anal sex

http://www.calgarysun.com/2013/07/18...l-and-anal-sex

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Old 07-19-2013, 10:09 PM   #2
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Well, he says, "It's for the kids."

Bunch of buggery if you ask me!
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Old 07-19-2013, 10:14 PM   #3
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Is this the long awaited "jobs" bill the republicans speak of?
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So basicly it outlaws gay sex.
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Old 07-19-2013, 10:27 PM   #5
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I guess he isn't a big fan of Greek.
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Old 07-19-2013, 10:28 PM   #6
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Old 07-19-2013, 10:40 PM   #7
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... Hey, not that kind of love.
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Virginia is for Lovers (but only missionary style ones)

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Old 07-19-2013, 10:50 PM   #9
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So basicly it outlaws gay sex.
Everything but penis in vagina sex.
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Old 07-19-2013, 10:58 PM   #10
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Everything but penis in vagina sex.
I didn't see anything about scissoring.
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Old 07-19-2013, 11:09 PM   #11
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Governor Kenny Cuccinelli II, eh? These Eyetalians are all the same...


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So if I was a registered muff diver, I'd be arrested? Stopped at the border? What?

Are they going to have oral sex police?
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Old 07-19-2013, 11:11 PM   #13
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He wants it to be a felony. Denied entry into Canada because you date a girl who likes to talk into the mic. Crazy.
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Old 07-19-2013, 11:14 PM   #14
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How, exactly, do they intend to enforce this?

What if I head down there with my imaginary better half. What will they do? They'll kick down the hotel door and arrest me on spot for breaking the Virginia Sex Law?

Forget intent. I want to see their plan for utilizing such a law.
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Old 07-19-2013, 11:18 PM   #15
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His wife is probably behind it all....probably getting tired of doing both...
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Sounds like I picked the right time to move out of Virginia. I'm waiting for the moving van to come as I type this.
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More policing of sex and less policing of firearms.

'Murica, you're doing it wrong.
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probably one minute later his speech would include the line " and the government is taking all of our freedoms!!"
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Free gun to anyone who gives up oral or anal sex incentive.
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