07-16-2013, 12:59 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Who you gonna please with that little thing?
Hard hitting journalism from the Sun, but they did an article on average penis size. Apparently its 5.6" on average and ranged from a low of 1.5" up to 10".
http://www.calgarysun.com/2013/07/16...6-inches-study
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07-16-2013, 01:00 PM
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Basement Chicken Choker
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a land without pants, or war, or want. But mostly we care about the pants.
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1.5"? Odd, I don't remember them calling me.
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07-16-2013, 01:03 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jammies
1.5"? Odd, I don't remember them calling me.
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I guess you had your hands full?
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07-16-2013, 01:10 PM
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Basement Chicken Choker
Join Date: Jan 2007
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Slava
I guess you had your hands full?
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Just "hand". Quarter-full.
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07-16-2013, 01:18 PM
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Location: Victoria
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Is this supposed to make me feel better about myself when I watch porn?
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07-16-2013, 01:24 PM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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Should be measured by volume. 3D
Cylinder pi * radius2 * height
Cone(1/3) * pi * radius2 * height
Pyramid(1/3) * (base area) * height
Or, stick it in a beaker of water, and measure the displacement in ml.
Last edited by troutman; 07-16-2013 at 01:43 PM.
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07-16-2013, 01:27 PM
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jammies
1.5"? Odd, I don't remember them calling me.
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Holy... James Bond
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07-16-2013, 01:29 PM
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Hasn't this been established as the average size in like 20 other studies done before this one? I mean do these researchers just enjoy looking at/measuring/thinking about penises so much they gotta keep doing new studies on this?
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07-16-2013, 01:32 PM
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Be honest, how many of you pulled out a ruler?
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07-16-2013, 01:32 PM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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http://snltranscripts.jt.org/00/00pdish.phtml
Pete Schweddy: Is that some weiner, or what?
Margaret Jo McCullen: Yeah, it's a doozy, Pete.
Lynn Vershad: Now, is that a foot-long, or..?
Pete Schweddy: [ chuckles ] You flatter me!
Margaret Jo McCullen: I have to say, Pete, that's a very thick one, too.
Pete Schweddy: I'd have to say it's almost as thick as it is long.
Margaret Jo McCullen: Now, I can smell your wiener from here.
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07-16-2013, 01:37 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HOOT
Be honest, how many of you pulled out a yardstick?
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fixed
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07-16-2013, 01:37 PM
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In the Sin Bin
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Mine is the size of a Ford Focus.
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07-16-2013, 01:39 PM
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Basement Chicken Choker
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a land without pants, or war, or want. But mostly we care about the pants.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HOOT
Be honest, how many of you pulled out a ruler?
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Everybody knows you use tailor's tape so you can also get a circumference reading.
Well, everyone but HOOT I guess.
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07-16-2013, 01:44 PM
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First Line Centre
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what's with the picture that goes along with that article?
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07-16-2013, 01:46 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Senator Clay Davis
Hasn't this been established as the average size in like 20 other studies done before this one? I mean do these researchers just enjoy looking at/measuring/thinking about penises so much they gotta keep doing new studies on this?
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Maybe that explains this: http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showpos...ostcount=23140
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07-16-2013, 01:53 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
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Quote:
Originally Posted by polak
Mine is the size of a Ford Focus.
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07-16-2013, 01:54 PM
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by Nehkara
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Is that dinky car, or a micro mini?
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07-16-2013, 02:04 PM
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In the Sin Bin
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Originally Posted by Nehkara
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Nope, more like this, but hairier and more Polish... Same color though.
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07-16-2013, 02:08 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by polak
Nope, more like this, but hairier and more Polish... Same color though.

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From that pic one can gather it's jaundiced, with a purple head and has a burning sensation.
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07-16-2013, 02:09 PM
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Basement Chicken Choker
Join Date: Jan 2007
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fotze
Measure from the a-hole right?
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You don't need that big an a-hole, it only has to be able to accommodate 1.5 inches.
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