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Old 06-26-2013, 11:30 AM   #1
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Icon20 Bruins' fans mourn loss with...porn

http://blogs.thescore.com/nhl/2013/0...oss-with-porn/

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Old 06-26-2013, 11:35 AM   #2
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I thought that was a given win or lose.
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Old 06-26-2013, 11:56 AM   #3
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Old 06-26-2013, 12:03 PM   #4
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" Nooooooooooooo.. Yes Yes Yes"
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Old 06-26-2013, 12:03 PM   #5
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I misplaced my car keys this morning. I mourned my loss with porn.
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Pretty much any emotion I feel is immediately followed with porn.
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Old 06-26-2013, 12:58 PM   #7
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Flames game nights in 13-14 are gonna be sweeeeeeeet
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Old 06-26-2013, 12:59 PM   #8
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So basically a bunch of guys came home after a large sporting event (probably most of them drunk) and they decided to have a nice meat jerk? Non-story.
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Old 06-26-2013, 01:22 PM   #9
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statistics are like Hallmark cards there's one for every occasion.
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Old 06-26-2013, 04:29 PM   #10
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That's hilarious.

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Old 06-26-2013, 05:05 PM   #11
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I love it when legitimate media companies actually make news stories out of these kinds of dubious press releases from companies that would never be able to purchase advertising from those same media companies. Ashley Madison has been doing this for years, nice to see the porn companies are figuring it out too.
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Old 06-26-2013, 05:07 PM   #12
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I guess game 6 wasn't the only thing Boston choked away that night.
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Bruins fans hearts and wrists were broken that night.
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I love porn....now who's with me !!
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Old 06-26-2013, 07:48 PM   #15
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There's one thing we all have in common... Masturbation...
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This reminds me of '04.... Man I was chocked up...and down and up and down
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Old 06-26-2013, 10:51 PM   #17
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My God, people. How can you be so calloused? Think of all the potential children just thrown away that night...

Thoughts and prayers, indeed.

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