06-18-2013, 05:36 PM
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#121
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Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Cleveland, OH (Grew up in Calgary)
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Originally Posted by FireFly
Channing Tatum. He looks like a meathead.
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His wife is pretty damn hot:
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06-18-2013, 08:12 PM
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#122
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Join Date: Jun 2008
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Originally Posted by fleury
Careful what you wish for:
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If she didn't have huge teddies she'd be no where. I still don't know why she is as big as she is. Her face is slightly above average, but her body is pretty rough. Outside big teddies she has nothing going for her body wise, she is meaty yet has no ass, has no waist line. She needs to hit the gym hard.
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06-18-2013, 09:04 PM
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#123
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Draft Pick
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 3 Justin 3
If she didn't have huge teddies she'd be no where. I still don't know why she is as big as she is. Her face is slightly above average, but her body is pretty rough. Outside big teddies she has nothing going for her body wise, she is meaty yet has no ass, has no waist line. She needs to hit the gym hard.
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06-18-2013, 09:24 PM
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#124
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Threadkiller
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 3 Justin 3
If she didn't have huge teddies she'd be no where. I still don't know why she is as big as she is. Her face is slightly above average, but her body is pretty rough. Outside big teddies she has nothing going for her body wise, she is meaty yet has no ass, has no waist line. She needs to hit the gym hard.
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Ok, you need to shut the hell up.
There is nothing wrong with that girl.
Lots of women have enough self esteem problems with the way they look and unreasonable expectations thanks to attitudes like yours.
Last edited by ricosuave; 06-19-2013 at 05:50 PM.
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06-18-2013, 09:43 PM
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#125
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Her body is pretty rough, LOL.
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06-18-2013, 10:59 PM
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#126
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Originally Posted by dissentowner
Penelope Cruz
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#### you.
I could get lost in those eyes. She's a goddess.
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06-18-2013, 11:07 PM
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#127
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I never said I would "kick her out of bed" and I never said she was ugly or anything. Just saying what could improve her to a legit 9.
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06-18-2013, 11:09 PM
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#128
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 3 Justin 3
If she didn't have huge teddies she'd be no where. I still don't know why she is as big as she is. Her face is slightly above average, but her body is pretty rough. Outside big teddies she has nothing going for her body wise, she is meaty yet has no ass, has no waist line. She needs to hit the gym hard.
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Originally Posted by 3 Justin 3
I never said I would "kick her out of bed". Just saying what could improve her to a legit 9.
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"huge teddies"
"kick her out of bed"
"legit 9"
"big teddies" this time
You sound like such a d-bag.
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06-19-2013, 07:04 AM
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#129
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Offered up a bag of cans for a custom user title
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Westside
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Originally Posted by MrMastodonFarm
"huge teddies"
"kick her out of bed"
"legit 9"
"big teddies" this time
You sound like such a d-bag.
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If you have not noticed, this is a d-bag thread. Get over yourself.
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06-19-2013, 07:05 AM
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#130
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Originally Posted by Nage Waza
If you have not noticed, this is a d-bag thread. Get over yourself.
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You've wounded me, Nage Waza.
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06-19-2013, 07:50 AM
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#131
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CalgaryPuck, where dudes get mad when they're called out for being misogynist cockbags.
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06-19-2013, 07:58 AM
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#132
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: back in the 403
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dissentowner
Penelope Cruz
#### you.
I could get lost in those eyes. She's a goddess.
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I've had the biggest thing for her since Blow, she looked incredible in the 70s scenes. The 80s scenes not so much..
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06-19-2013, 08:54 AM
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#133
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Norm!
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There's not a lot of female celebrities that I wouldn't rock if I had a chance, hell I'd even plow Roseanne Barr so I could tell my friends that hey, I smashed Roseanne Barr right in the baby maker.
And it was glorious.
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06-19-2013, 09:12 AM
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#134
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Join Date: Apr 2004
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Originally Posted by PsYcNeT
CalgaryPuck, where dudes get mad when they're called out for being misogynist cockbags.
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cockbags?
whoa.
Is that a bag full of cocks or a scrotum?
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06-19-2013, 09:29 AM
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#135
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Marseilles Of The Prairies
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Originally Posted by DuffMan
cockbags?
whoa.
Is that a bag full of cocks or a scrotum?
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It's a burlap sack filled with roosters silly.
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06-19-2013, 10:53 AM
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#136
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Join Date: Feb 2013
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LMAO...this thread is priceless.
Back to the topic: Gwyneth Paltrow is one that I've never fully understood why everyone finds her so attractive. Recently named #1 on People's "most beautiful women" list. Again, not ugly, but I would put about 100 women ahead of her on that list. (don't ask me to do it though  )
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06-19-2013, 10:54 AM
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#137
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Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Boca Raton, FL
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double post, sorry.
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06-19-2013, 11:15 AM
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#138
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: Calgary AB
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Originally Posted by Ozy_Flame
I don't understand the Zoey Deschanel love . . .
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I would destroy her. I want to wreck her lady business and her brain. She's awesome. Seems down to earth and I love her quirky personality and humor. And she's the classic girl next door.
For me it's Sharon Stone. Not necessarily a "bad looks" thing but she comes across as dirty and loose to me. The town bicycle where everyone's had a ride.
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06-19-2013, 12:36 PM
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#139
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Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: STH since 2002
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all the hags on Jersey Shore.
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06-19-2013, 12:45 PM
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#140
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Market Mall Food Court
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Originally Posted by Brannigans Law
I would destroy her. I want to wreck her lady business and her brain. She's awesome. Seems down to earth and I love her quirky personality and humor. And she's the classic girl next door.
For me it's Sharon Stone. Not necessarily a "bad looks" thing but she comes across as dirty and loose to me. The town bicycle where everyone's had a ride.
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Sharon Stone is 1000 times better looking than Zoey and prob 10000 times smarter.
How many chicks can pull off that blonde perm and still look good? maybe 6 in history? hahaha
I still prefer her clone, Charlize Theron though. Younger and a way better actress.
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