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Old 06-15-2013, 11:24 AM   #1
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A natural deterrent that prevents violence just by owning it but will strike fear into the hearts of those bent upon hate, violence and murder. Jihawg Ammo is certified "Haraam" or unclean. According to the belief system of the radical Islamist becoming "unclean" during Jihad will prevent their attaining entrance into heaven. Jihawg Ammo is a natural deterrent to radical and suicidal acts of violence.
Our Porcine Coating (Pattern Pending) is infused with the highest quality pork product made right here in America. Jihawg Ammo is produced in the great state of Idaho.
We at Jihawg Ammo hope you will stock up on Jihawg as a natural deterrent to the ever growing threat of radical Islam and Sharia Law. We, however, stress that the nullifying principle of our product is only effective if you are attacked by an Islamist in Jihad. Otherwise, our ammo functions just like any other ammunition so we obviously insist upon defensive use of our ammo only-not offensive.
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Old 06-15-2013, 11:41 AM   #2
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Haha awesome. Good old american ingenuity.
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Old 06-15-2013, 02:03 PM   #3
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Pattern pending?
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Old 06-15-2013, 02:25 PM   #4
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That's pretty stupid.
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Old 06-15-2013, 04:12 PM   #5
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That's pretty offensive. And jews don't eat pork either so I'm not sure Israel would support these "bullets".
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Old 06-15-2013, 04:28 PM   #6
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This won't stop anything, it will only inflame tensions and mistrust, and further violence. Supposedly Jews and Arabs have been doing similar things to each other for years. It's actually a really dumb and dangerous tactic.
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Old 06-15-2013, 04:33 PM   #7
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Wow...just...wow. I don't know what else to say.
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Old 06-16-2013, 02:14 AM   #8
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Ah yes the State of Idaho
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Old 06-16-2013, 10:14 AM   #9
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I'll take abhorrent racism for $400 please Alex.
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Old 06-16-2013, 11:47 AM   #12
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god bless america
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I think it's funny.
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Old 06-16-2013, 02:23 PM   #14
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I can see how it would be offensive and yet at the same time I can see how it would be a humorous product to sell. I couldn't care any less if a Jihadist is killed by one of the pork bullets or a regular 5.56 round though.
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How'd you feel if we start a rumor about bullets being pork coated but don't actually do it. That might have some psyc effects on the enemy without actually being offensive
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How'd you feel if we start a rumor about bullets being pork coated but don't actually do it. That might have some psyc effects on the enemy without actually being offensive
Oh, well in that case I'd still think it's pretty stupid.
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I can see how this would be offensive, but I bet you it'll sell down there.
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Ah yes the State of Idaho
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(a joke worthy of the inventors of this product)
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Old 06-16-2013, 05:52 PM   #19
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Good old fashioned American innovation right there.
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Old 06-16-2013, 09:47 PM   #20
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Personally, killing is business. coating bullets with pork or painting smiley faces is the sign of a psychopath.

The last thing you want is to stir up your enemy for no reason. I'd rather be professional, sneak up on em and slit their throat.

They end up where ever they end up with or without pork coated bullets.
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