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Old 05-29-2013, 12:11 PM   #181
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Smoking body but her face is kind of a turn off for me.
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Old 05-29-2013, 12:15 PM   #182
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Old 05-29-2013, 12:18 PM   #183
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Smoking body but her face is kind of a turn off for me.
She looks like her mom in Police Academy 5 but with a little too much Gretzky.
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Dating Dustin Johnson? Is this on TMZ yet?
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Old 05-29-2013, 12:23 PM   #185
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Smoking body but her face is kind of a turn off for me.
That's why nearly every room is equipped with an "ugly" switch.

Problem solved.
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Old 05-29-2013, 12:31 PM   #186
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Old 05-29-2013, 12:32 PM   #187
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That's why nearly every room is equipped with an "ugly" switch.

Problem solved.
Oh come on, I suppose the 90% of CPers (who make over 100K) would turn the lights out on her...
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Is that the 30th athlete she has banged so far? Boy does she get around.
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Well at least she doesn't have hippy feet
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Maybe if you put a paper bag over her head...
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Old 05-29-2013, 07:08 PM   #193
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Old 05-29-2013, 07:13 PM   #194
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Old 05-29-2013, 07:51 PM   #195
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Gretz still rocking the turtlenecks.
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Not improving with age I think.
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I don't think she's a stunning beauty but her face isn't that bad at all. I think she's hot but she looks unfortunately like a pretty empty person.
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I don't think she's a stunning beauty but her face isn't that bad at all. I think she's hot but she looks unfortunately like a pretty empty person.

I'd fill her up


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I don't think she's a stunning beauty but her face isn't that bad at all. I think she's hot but she looks unfortunately like a pretty empty person.
You don't even know her personally... so why assume she's an "empty person"?
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Old 05-29-2013, 09:49 PM   #200
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You don't even know her personally... so why assume she's an "empty person"?
This is the internet. The place where people need to tell other people why other (good looking) people, aren't good enough for them.
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