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Old 04-18-2006, 08:01 AM   #1
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Old 04-18-2006, 08:11 AM   #2
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just when you thought he couldn't get any weirder...
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Old 04-18-2006, 08:18 AM   #3
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There are recipies for eating the placenta. It's supposed to be very nutritious, but it's also supposed to be the mother that eats it so the nutrients go back to her baby. I know I'll pass.
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Old 04-18-2006, 08:20 AM   #4
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Old 04-18-2006, 08:23 AM   #5
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I am pretty sure just thinking about eating it would GIVE me post partum depression.
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Old 04-18-2006, 08:26 AM   #6
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I've seen a placenta. If he does he's a great man than I.
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Old 04-18-2006, 08:33 AM   #7
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This guy is f'd up big time. I'll never go see a movie with him in it...........unless there's a hot girl like elisha cuthbert naked in it, then i may.
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Old 04-18-2006, 08:36 AM   #8
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Um, the Mirror? Is that not a tabloid? I say this is fake.
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Old 04-18-2006, 08:44 AM   #9
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I wonder if he'll eat it raw? Maybe he'll bring in a hibachi and cook it up a bit.... with a nice chianti.....
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Old 04-18-2006, 08:50 AM   #10
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A UK tabloid? I call BS.
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Old 04-18-2006, 08:51 AM   #11
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ok I am never watching another Tom Cruise movie. I think am going to barf! This guy gets freaking more weird everyday!
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Old 04-18-2006, 08:52 AM   #12
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BS or not, with people actually eating that shat for nutrition purposes, it makes me sick. If you really wanna eat healthy, boil an egg.
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Old 04-18-2006, 08:56 AM   #13
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That is just sick, the guy is a wack job. I think the article is bs though
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Old 04-18-2006, 08:57 AM   #14
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Well I'm not going to support anything Cruise now. Crap this guy is sick.
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Old 04-18-2006, 09:30 AM   #15
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BS. Cruise said he was going to do this as a joke and now this rag is running with it. This was talked about on his interview on ABC on the weekend which for some reason I found myself watching.

Anyhoo it ain't true. Though dude is still uber-wacky.
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Old 04-18-2006, 11:49 AM   #16
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http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a3_104.html

Is there really such a thing as ... placenta stew?

A friend has sent me recipes from the summer 1983 issue of Mothering magazine for the following mouth-watering dishes: placenta cocktail (1/4 raw placenta, 8 ounces of V-8 juice, 2 ice cubes, 1/2 carrot, blend for 10 seconds at high speed), placenta lasagna, placenta spaghetti sauce, placenta stew, and placenta pizza.

A copy of the script for a censored Saturday Night Live skit featuring--you'd better sit down for this--Placenta Helper. "Placenta Helper lets you stretch your placenta into a tasty casserole," it sez here. "Like Placenta Romanoff--a zesty blend of cheeses makes for the zingy sauce that Russian czars commanded at palace feasts," etc. The last line was supposed to have been a voice-over from Don Pardo: "Placenta Helper--make a rare occasion, a rare occasion."
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Old 04-18-2006, 12:19 PM   #17
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this thread is making me sick
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Old 04-18-2006, 12:28 PM   #18
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Placenta is supposed to be rather tasty. IIRC it is quite rich in fructose and therefore very sweet.
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Old 04-18-2006, 12:37 PM   #19
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tom cruise is the man!
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Old 04-18-2006, 12:45 PM   #20
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"I'm gonna eat the placenta. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I'm gonna eat the cord and the placenta right there."

Did anyone else find it impossible to read that without hearing it in Ron Burgundy's voice?
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