05-07-2013, 05:09 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Calgary
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Adopt My Cat :)
It turns out Impaler Jr. and newly-impregnated Mrs Impaler are allergic to our domestic beast, so we would like to have a kindly cat lady adopt him. He is black, 8 years old, indoor/outdoor, licensed and would come with all the goods, such as the litter box and cat-porter. Oh yeah - his name is Karl. So, help me and Karl out, CP, and thank you.
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05-07-2013, 05:29 PM
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every damned time you type the words Mrs Impaler...my mind immediately says...Dominatrix?
This isnt you on the floor playing "here kitty kitty" is it?
I know I know...go back to work.
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Last edited by photon; 05-07-2013 at 06:23 PM.
Reason: Not appropriate image.
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05-07-2013, 05:53 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Behind Nikkor Glass
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^^^ I think that's how CP's The Gimp ended up in his wheelchair.
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05-07-2013, 06:05 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Calgary
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She is blonde. Otherwise, yeah...
Adopt my cat. List of his accomplishments - he chased mice out of my previous house, and is able to catch a bird despite wearing a bell.
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05-07-2013, 06:23 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: MOD EDIT: NO
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Quite a bit of unexpected in this thread....well worth the visit!
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05-07-2013, 06:24 PM
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Pics or GTFO.
Joking. But pics would be nice. I can't adopt your cat, but maybe someone here when they see how cute he is.
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05-07-2013, 06:26 PM
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: right behind you
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Interested to see the difference between cats and dogs on the " how dare you give away an animal you horrible waste of a person" scale.
Good luck finding a new home for Karl 
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05-07-2013, 06:31 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mustache ride
Interested to see the difference between cats and dogs on the " how dare you give away an animal you horrible waste of a person" scale.
Good luck finding a new home for Karl |
Thanks. Once we had an actual human child, we realized all those "pet" people were insane. 
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05-07-2013, 06:47 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Kalispell, Montana
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How severe are their cat allergies?
Mine varies breed to breed I guess, but just getting Karl adopted wouldn't solve the problem for me. You'd likely have to change out all your carpet and furniture.
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05-08-2013, 12:00 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Mahogany, aka halfway to Lethbridge
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^ good thing he's not married to you!
Sorry Vlad, I've already got one, and I hate cats..
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05-08-2013, 08:10 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Supporting Urban Sprawl
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Having been in a similar situation when my second was born, I feel your pain.
We tried for a year to find my wife's 2 cats a new home, but there was no luck. Eventually we moved them to my father in laws store, where they now work ridding the storage area of mice.
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05-08-2013, 08:44 AM
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Norm!
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Does Cat go better with red or white wine?
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05-08-2013, 08:55 AM
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: In a van down by the river
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Quote:
Originally Posted by oilers_fan
Pics or GTFO.
Joking. But pics would be nice. I can't adopt your cat, but maybe someone here when they see how cute he is.
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Cute as a button!
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05-08-2013, 09:38 AM
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#1 Goaltender
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Does Cat go better with red or white wine?
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Mouse wine:
http://www.null-hypothesis.co.uk/sci...aby_mouse_wine
Because the cat would approve.
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05-08-2013, 12:00 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Does Cat go better with red or white wine?
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I will be in Shanghai in a couple of days, so I will be able to answer that question definitively upon my return...
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05-08-2013, 12:12 PM
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Pics of cat and medical history please? Even though my landlord says I can't have one, I've seen at least 5 other units with pets at my place so I'm seriously considering one.
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05-08-2013, 12:15 PM
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Norm!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Huntingwhale
Pics of cat and medical history please? Even though my landlord says I can't have one, I've seen at least 5 other units with pets at my place so I'm seriously considering one.
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05-08-2013, 01:45 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Calgary - Centre West
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Huntingwhale
Pics of cat and medical history please? Even though my landlord says I can't have one, I've seen at least 5 other units with pets at my place so I'm seriously considering one.
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Huntingwhale's Landlord: "I swear, just one more friggin' cat in this building and the next person that does it is getting evicted."
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GO FLAMES GO.
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Originally Posted by Azure
Typical dumb take.
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05-08-2013, 02:07 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Mckenzie Towne
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mustache ride
Interested to see the difference between cats and dogs on the " how dare you give away an animal you horrible waste of a person" scale.
Good luck finding a new home for Karl |
http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?t=114154 
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05-08-2013, 02:27 PM
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NOT a cool kid
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Calgary
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What ever happened to your dog? Did you keep it?
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