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Old 03-30-2013, 08:07 AM   #1
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From Reddit Lucy Liu's Freckles:

"I saw Lucy Liu perform in a broadway play a few years ago. After the show, everyone crowded around the stage door to see people as they left. When Lucy Liu walked out, she was barraged with people wanting pictures and autographs. She looked overwhelmed and continued walking toward the car that was picking her up. I decided that I wanted a high five.

I stuck my hand out through the crowd of people, and yelled "HIGH FIVE!" She saw my hand and stopped walking. With the tone of a young child on Christmas morning, she gleefully said "high five!" I then received one of the most cherished high fives of my life. She then beelined to her car and drove off into the sunset.

Still haven't washed that hand. My girlfriend left me because I refused to wash my hand."

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Old 03-30-2013, 08:10 AM   #2
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I was just on Reddit and I had to laugh at this:

"I saw Lucy Liu perform in a broadway play a few years ago. After the show, everyone crowded around the stage door to see people as they left. When Lucy Liu walked out, she was barraged with people wanting pictures and autographs. She looked overwhelmed and continued walking toward the car that was picking her up. I decided that I wanted a high five.

I stuck my hand out through the crowd of people, and yelled "HIGH FIVE!" She saw my hand and stopped walking. With the tone of a young child on Christmas morning, she gleefully said "high five!" I then received one of the most cherished high fives of my life. She then beelined to her car and drove off into the sunset.

Still haven't washed that hand. My girlfriend left me because I refused to wash my hand."
What's so funny about that? I'd head straight to the bathroom and make use of that hand.
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Old 03-30-2013, 08:25 AM   #3
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Old 03-30-2013, 09:39 AM   #4
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Old 03-30-2013, 09:45 AM   #6
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Im doing a school Entrepreneurial competition, and I have submitted a video. Overall i think my video is great compared to the others. Look at them if you dont think so.

Find my name Michael Ha in the link and vote.
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http://yitc.e2.myreviewroom.com/vote/139/
There it is.
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Old 03-30-2013, 09:58 AM   #7
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Duh, corn.

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duh, corn.

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Children of 'Duh Corn'?
Hmmm... ok I admit, it's a pretty broad topic.
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Crazy Bacon Legs and his story about how Eric Francis saved Christmas for the Sutters.
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From this forum? Something like 'you crazy CDC paste eating troll'.
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Jhunt223, do you think these people are complete idiots? I'm sure it is pretty obvious to most that when you're referring to your "friend" experiencing these things and talking to you about them that you are actually talking about yourself. The fact that I know you have 2 friends, neither of which have a girlfriend or have been in on and off relationships or have a bachelor's degree should confirm this. You are the one who is currently in a relationship, one that has been on and off... with me. You're examples are ridiculous and ideas are not based on anything solid. There is no way a vagina is going to get looser to the point that you can feel it from sex with one person once than it will from sex with a boyfriend (you) on a daily basis. I think you're confusing the feeling of a loose vagina with the fact that you were so used to tightly wrapping your own hand around yourself and whacking off multiple times a day that you forgot what my vagina felt like.

Oh and thanks a lot for publicly talking about my vagina on a hockey forum.
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Sorry, it was:

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Corn. Duh.

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I believe this was pre-thanks function. I think the thread should be re-opened to thanks, for that one post.
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I originally took this to be directed at me...
If so, it really sucks.

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Old 03-30-2013, 01:11 PM   #17
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nope...

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Old 03-30-2013, 01:17 PM   #18
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nope...

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Old 03-30-2013, 01:22 PM   #19
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Holy crap...she is the spitting image of my daughter.

Where is this originally posted?
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Spoilers for extreme length. And Springs1.

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