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Old 03-29-2013, 01:34 PM   #1
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ha ha, this is one of those ideas I wished I had.
Considering the flavored aspect of it, I don't know what would be going through my mind(after) if a girl I was with wanted to actually get down with the flavor of it.

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"Each year 5 billion condoms are sold worldwide, 450 million in the U.S. alone, and exactly zero look, taste or feel like bacon - until now," bacontrepreneurs Justin Esch and Dave Lefkow said in a press release
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http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNew.../20694821.html

Should this be in the food and ent. sub?
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Old 03-29-2013, 01:42 PM   #2
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check out epic-meal time website. They have bacon flavored lube for sale.
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Haha!

...That first few seconds after she realizes what flavor it is,,,,Oh my gawd! you are such a PIG!
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check out epic-meal time website. They have bacon flavored lube for sale.
That's awesome
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Old 03-29-2013, 01:49 PM   #6
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I'd be scared for the safety of my johnson. I'm not into biting or chewing.
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Old 03-29-2013, 02:05 PM   #7
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I think these would help HuntingWhale get the kind of girls he's looking for.
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I think these would help HuntingWhale get the kind of girls he's looking for and Fotze's Mom getting any kind of guy.
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Pfft. Bacon. I find pastrami is the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.
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Who wears a condom for a BJ?
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Who wears a condom for a BJ?
Hookers. Escorts.. sometimes it's a requirement.
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"Oh! We're having sex tonight? Great! Let me grab the 1 condom we will need and no more because theres no WAY something might happen after i take the first condom off!"

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I think this could be enough to make a lot of guys come out of the closet.
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Old 03-29-2013, 04:23 PM   #14
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Ironically I named my junk Hog.

Now she'll get the flavor to go with the name.
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Old 03-29-2013, 06:01 PM   #16
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Bacon flavoured rain coat....talk about smoking the hog.

I wonder if this company will make bacon flavoured dental dams.....
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Is there any way they could be kosher?
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Is there any way they could be kosher?
bacon flavored kosher condoms? can't see why not, it's not like it is real bacon grease,,,,,,,,,unless,,,,,,,,,, it is.
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Old 03-29-2013, 08:19 PM   #19
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For anyone who's had the dream of having a threesome with two lesbians maybe they should make vagina flavored condoms
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For anyone who's had the dream of having a threesome with two lesbians maybe they should make vagina flavored condoms
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