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Old 02-27-2013, 02:52 PM   #41
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How come your gf isn't doing this? Is it not her couch?
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Old 02-27-2013, 02:54 PM   #42
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How come your gf isn't doing this? Is it not her couch?
You're single, aren't you?
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Old 02-27-2013, 02:54 PM   #43
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I actually have a free couch you can have. Doesn't smell. Just come and get it.

I'll post a pic later.
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Old 02-27-2013, 02:55 PM   #44
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How come your gf isn't doing this? Is it not her couch?
Hard for her to do that AND pretend nothing is wrong with it. (See post #23)
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Old 02-27-2013, 02:55 PM   #45
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Won't actually help the problem in any way, but you can pretend it's gone for a brief moment in time. Hopefully, you can convince your girlfriend that you've done a great job in that brief moment. The rest is up to you.
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Old 02-27-2013, 02:57 PM   #46
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Old 02-27-2013, 03:09 PM   #47
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I actually have a free couch you can have. Doesn't smell. Just come and get it.

I'll post a pic later.


Come pick this up. It's FREE. Serious. PM me, and I'll give you my address. I live in the NE.

I feel so sorry for you that I have to give you this couch.
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Old 02-27-2013, 07:56 PM   #48
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If this were 1946 that couch would be brand new and be mint.

DJ, Flylock is in Vancouver.
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Come pick this up. It's FREE. Serious. PM me, and I'll give you my address. I live in the NE.

I feel so sorry for you that I have to give you this couch.
A very generous offer, thank you

As FF noted though, I'm not in the neighbourhood unfortunately.

On the bright side though, since I couldn't get to fixing this thing properly today, I gave it a few spritzes of cologne just to take the edge off. Now it smells like what I'd imagine Mr. T would have smelled like when he was going on his first date.
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Old 02-27-2013, 08:29 PM   #50
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Couch version of the mangler
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Old 02-27-2013, 08:40 PM   #51
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Dang. I had no idea.

Well...good luck with your couch!
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Old 02-27-2013, 11:22 PM   #52
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What material is the couch made from?

Don't waste money on cleaners either. Use dish soap and vinegar; a professional cleaner said it does the same thing.
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Old 02-28-2013, 12:33 AM   #53
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An upholstery cleaner might work, but if the foul stench of death is in the padding, you might have to replace that crap too.
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Old 02-28-2013, 07:16 PM   #54
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Good thing you got a rug doctor,as it is steaming mad at dirt.

Don't bother buying a steamer, there is a big difference between a $150 unit and a rug doctor.....
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Old 02-28-2013, 08:03 PM   #55
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did you check under the cushions for any potential dead cats?
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