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Old 01-07-2013, 04:17 PM   #361
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I know this vaginal expansion is a big thing right now, but what about the untold horrors of nippular elongation and boobular deflation.
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I don't have anything to say.

I just wanted to post in this epic thread

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Doing the same.
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I know this vaginal expansion is a big thing right now, but what about the untold horrors of nippular elongation and boobular deflation.
Never forget nipple inversion. Someone could lose an eye if that sucker suddenly popped out.
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I thought there was nothing more to give in this thread, I was wrong.
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"You've been so busy whacking off multiple times a day you've forgotten what my vagina feels like."

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Old 01-07-2013, 04:48 PM   #368
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Would it be wrong to ask the mods to confirm if both posts came from the same IP address?
It doesn't prove anything if they don't so it won't ruin the illusion but if they do...
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Never forget nipple inversion. Someone could lose an eye if that sucker suddenly popped out.
Now you're just trying to milk this thread.

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It doesn't prove anything if they don't so it won't ruin the illusion but if they do...
It would mean he talks to himself too.
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[QUOTE=First Lady;3996774]Now you're just trying to milk this thread.


I saw what you did there...
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Old 01-07-2013, 05:26 PM   #372
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I know this vaginal expansion is a big thing right now, but what about the untold horrors of nippular elongation and boobular deflation.
You forgot clitoromegaly.
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Old 01-07-2013, 05:44 PM   #373
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I'm so glad i came into this thread.
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Old 01-07-2013, 05:45 PM   #374
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Old 01-07-2013, 06:22 PM   #375
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Wow, what a day to be late to the party!

Something tells me I'm not going to get my questions answered...
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Old 01-07-2013, 06:45 PM   #376
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That is the prime reason why we need a hall of fame thread. That response deserves to get in way before Guns and Roses.
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That is the prime reason why we need a hall of fame thread. That response deserves to get in way before Guns and Roses.

Easy.........
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Old 01-07-2013, 06:53 PM   #378
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Jhunt223, do you think these people are complete idiots? I'm sure it is pretty obvious to most that when you're referring to your "friend" experiencing these things and talking to you about them that you are actually talking about yourself. The fact that I know you have 2 friends, neither of which have a girlfriend or have been in on and off relationships or have a bachelor's degree should confirm this. You are the one who is currently in a relationship, one that has been on and off... with me. You're examples are ridiculous and ideas are not based on anything solid. There is no way a vagina is going to get looser to the point that you can feel it from sex with one person once than it will from sex with a boyfriend (you) on a daily basis. I think you're confusing the feeling of a loose vagina with the fact that you were so used to tightly wrapping your own hand around yourself and whacking off multiple times a day that you forgot what my vagina felt like.

Oh and thanks a lot for publicly talking about my vagina on a hockey forum.
How can this not be qouted.
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Old 01-07-2013, 06:55 PM   #379
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Something tells me that jhunt223 won't be posting on here for a long, long time.
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Old 01-07-2013, 06:56 PM   #380
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Something tells me that jhunt223 won't be posting on here for a long, long time.

I suspect that won't be the only thing he's not....doing....for a long long time.
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