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Old 01-04-2013, 12:53 PM   #101
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The pre-menopausal vagina itself is very elastic and can thus accommodate size and then assume it's original form. Vulvar tissue (including the stuff around the opening) and the perineum, however, can be disrupted by trauma such as certain practices, childbirth, etc. That's what can make things easier after repetitive use.
Tell me, Doctor, would you classify repeated dong-related escapades as physically traumatic?
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I wasn't advocating anything.
I don't think you understand the meaning of the word advocate.
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Men who obsess over virginity are usually very backwards people, and usually dirty A-RABS
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Old 01-04-2013, 12:56 PM   #104
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My girlfriend is working in obstetrics. I'm telling you right now based on her stories, hoo-haws can get VERY ELASTIC and will retain said elasticity for a while. However, repeated engagement with the snatch will make it "accomodate" particular shapes and sizes.
Exactly, haha.
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Men who obsess over virginity are usually very backwards people, and usually dirty A-RABS
Virginity is an unrealistic ideal now a days, but it would be nice to be with a lady who hasn't made a completely mess of her self down there and isn't known as a total slut.
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Virginity is an unrealistic ideal now a days, but it would be nice to be with a lady who hasn't made a completely mess of her self down there and isn't known as a total slut.
Right. Because as a dude, I'm sure you're very chaste and particular.
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I dunno... I think in some cases it does for sure. I've had friends in off and on again relationships who swear their gf has come back feeling looser, for lack of a better word, after being separated for a fairly short amount of time in which she was sexually active with other men. I think the idea that women aren't effected anatomically by sex is just bs they spew so they feel less guilty about sleeping around like hoo-ers.
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Shoving big things in small holes stretches said holes..
This is typical male sexism. The vaginal walls, like all muscles only get stronger with use. The only way they get looser is if there is tearing which is common with things like childbirth, but you'd have to be having an immense amount of freaky sex for that to be an issue.

The fact that you put in that first example shows hows it's probably in the guys minds because they are worried about sex with other men, and doesn't really have anything to do with the girl.

Virgins are of course tight, but there are different reasons for that. The hymen of course, and just the mental attitude at the time, IE, it's painful so they clamp down a bit unconsciously.
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Virginity is an unrealistic ideal now a days, but it would be nice to be with a lady who hasn't made a completely mess of her self down there and isn't known as a total slut.


Can i get a double helping of your standards?
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Right. Because as a dude, I'm sure you're very chaste and particular.
I've always been a relationship kind of guy. One night stands make me feel depressed and slightly nauseous for weeks. I'm not religious or anything like that. I just find sluts (male and female) to be morally repugnant.
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I think the idea that women aren't effected anatomically by sex is just bs they spew so they feel less guilty about sleeping around like hoo-ers.
I think the idea that these women are "loose" is just bs guys spew so they feel less embarrassed about having a needle dick.
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I've always been a relationship kind of guy. One night stands make me feel depressed and slightly nauseous for weeks. I'm not religious or anything like that. I just find sluts (male and female) to be morally repugnant.

Can you please qualify a "slut"?
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I've always been a relationship kind of guy. One night stands make me feel depressed and slightly nauseous for weeks. I'm not religious or anything like that. I just find sluts (male and female) to be morally repugnant.
Fair enough that you apply to both sides, but some people don't view sex as emotionally significant. I'm like you in that I've mostly just been in long-term relationships, but I don't have a huge problem with someone being promiscuous as long as they're being safe, responsible, and honest about it.
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Fair enough that you apply to both sides, but some people don't view sex as emotionally significant. I'm like you in that I've mostly just been in long-term relationships, but I don't have a huge problem with someone being promiscuous as long as they're being safe, responsible, and honest about it.
Yeah, If it's not effecting me its no sweat off my back, but what bothers me is if you get in a relationship with someone and ask how many people they've slept with then they tell you its none of your business. I've got every right to not want to be with the town bicycle. Girls who think they can live like a prostitute then just marry some poor schmuck and milk him for all hes got RGMG.
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Girls who think they can live like a prostitute then just marry some poor schmuck and milk him for all hes got RGMG.
How is she milking him for all he's got (pun aside)?
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Can you please qualify a "slut"?
Slut - A person who repeatedly engages in one night stands, meaningless flings, dresses/acts extremely provocatively and so on
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How is she milking him for all he's got (pun aside)?
All hes got: money, time, love. He's got to raise her kids. Hes got to spend money on her and her kids. And hes giving them all his time and love that he could be spending finding/loving a decent woman.
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Slut - A person who repeatedly engages in one night stands, meaningless flings, dresses/acts extremely provocatively and so on
Wow.
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All hes got: money, time, love. He's got to raise her kids. Hes got to spend money on her and her kids. And hes giving them all his time and love that he could be spending finding/loving a decent woman.
But if she's committed to him and leaves that lifestyle behind to be in a monogamous relationship, and is otherwise a pretty awesome person, how is she not a decent woman?
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But if she's committed to him and leaves that lifestyle behind to be in a monogamous relationship, and is otherwise a pretty awesome person, how is she not a decent woman?
Shes not a decent person if shes lied to him about her past and built their marriage on lies. If the guy doesn't care about her past or knows and doesn't care then its all good.
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All hes got: money, time, love. He's got to raise her kids. Hes got to spend money on her and her kids. And hes giving them all his time and love that he could be spending finding/loving a decent woman.

How old are you?
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