I'd send you a gift box all wrapped in a pretty bow, aw its so pretty you say. You shake it a little, it doesn't make much noise.
What is it you wonder? You excitedly open the box and a tiny but angry and pretty little frog jumps up into the air and you instinctively reach out to catch it.
Congratulations you are now going to die a most painful and unpleasant death, because the good Captain who has thought about murdering you for a while sent you a Golden Dart Frog.
Aw you are so cute, who's the pretty frog. I'm going to lick you, maybe I'll get high, or maybe, I'll hug it and sing to it and call it George.
Ummm, run
Its also known as the Golden Poisoning Frog, or the latin
Phyllobates terribilis
These frogs are absolutely coated in poisons that can be absorbed through the skin, its almost like God gave it a bath in quick death.
So after you catch it, and then fall to the floor while having a fatal heart attack, this frog is bouncing around your house spreading poison.
So your family members having not head from you in several days rush over to your house and one of them puts a hand on the counter top, then falls over dead because the poison on the frog can transfer to surfaces and dosen't deteriorate.
But as you are lying there staring at the ceiling feeling your heart explode. Remember this.
They like to breed.
