12-21-2012, 12:14 PM
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#141
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Originally Posted by jammies
...pustulent bags of disease...
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Nice use of the word!
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12-21-2012, 01:03 PM
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#142
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Lifetime Suspension
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Originally Posted by 4X4
Anyway, is it irrational to be scared of dogs? Personally, I love them. I have two dogs as well as a one year old girl. She loves dogs, but I'll warn my fellow dog owners now, if you let your dogs come running up to her on the sidewalk and scare the crap out of her, I'm not afraid to kick a dog. If your dog is the kind that aggressively approaches people, you are a complete d-bag for not keeping them on a leash. I'm mad just thinking about some dog coming up and scaring my daughter. An imaginary dog is getting a steel toe in the ribs right now.
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This is the right attitude to have. Too many dumb dog owners (usually the ones without kids) think their dogs are almost equivalent to people. Sorry but when the zombie apocalypse comes and food sources are scarce I will kill, cook and eat your dog but I wouldn't do the same to your kid.
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12-21-2012, 05:24 PM
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#143
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Sliver
Dogs lick their own ass and eat feces.  |
It's good for the immune system .... ?
Also the water you drink has been around for billions of years... Been pissed and shat in by millions of animals and has also been dranked and pissed out by millions too.. Think about it
Last edited by MelBridgeman; 12-21-2012 at 05:33 PM.
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12-21-2012, 07:00 PM
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The new goggles also do nothing.
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Calgary
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Dogs don't evaporate and condense and fall from the sky resulting in removal of all contaminants though. 
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12-21-2012, 07:04 PM
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#145
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2004
Location: YSJ (1979-2002) -> YYC (2002-2022) -> YVR (2022-present)
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Originally Posted by MelBridgeman
Also the water you drink has been around for billions of years... Been pissed and shat in by millions of animals and has also been dranked and pissed out by millions too.. Think about it
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Water? I never drink the stuff. Fish **** in it.
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12-21-2012, 07:09 PM
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Fearmongerer
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Wondering when # became hashtag and not a number sign.
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Originally Posted by MarchHare
Water? I never drink the stuff. Fish **** in it.
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W.C. Fields?
Well done.
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12-21-2012, 10:15 PM
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#147
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Lifetime Suspension
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Originally Posted by WilderPegasus
This is the right attitude to have. Too many dumb dog owners (usually the ones without kids) think their dogs are almost equivalent to people. Sorry but when the zombie apocalypse comes and food sources are scarce I will kill, cook and eat your dog but I wouldn't do the same to your kid.
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What are you, a Chinese?
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12-21-2012, 10:43 PM
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#148
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: On my metal monster.
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I always knew Sliver was Dess, but my god. It's like he doesn't even try to hide the fact that he is a complete lunatic.
Mika (yes, named after Kipper) thinks your being foolish.
Last edited by 3 Justin 3; 12-21-2012 at 10:49 PM.
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12-22-2012, 03:14 AM
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#149
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Oshawa
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12-22-2012, 03:12 PM
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Celebrated Square Root Day
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Oh I love it when dog owners post pictures of their mutts and then tell us what their dog is saying.
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12-22-2012, 03:22 PM
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#151
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Justin has a queer little dog.
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12-22-2012, 03:24 PM
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#152
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Celebrated Square Root Day
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Originally Posted by MrMastodonFarm
Justin has a queer little dog.
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Hey man, nice cat sized rat.
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12-22-2012, 04:00 PM
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#153
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First Line Centre
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Originally Posted by 3 Justin 3
I always knew Sliver was Dess, but my god. It's like he doesn't even try to hide the fact that he is a complete lunatic.
Mika (yes, named after Kipper) thinks your being foolish.
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Rufus thinks that you should be ashamed of your spelling and grammar skills.
(Mika -> Miikka, if named after Kiprusoff)
(Your -> You're)
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12-22-2012, 04:09 PM
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#154
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Resident Videologist
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Bertuzzied
Drooling dogs are pretty damn disgusting. Pugs? they give us, the chinese a bad name.
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My pug doesn't drool at all and never has. He snores like a monster though.
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12-22-2012, 04:57 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Kelowna
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Quote:
Originally Posted by WilderPegasus
This is the right attitude to have. Too many dumb dog owners (usually the ones without kids) think their dogs are almost equivalent to people. Sorry but when the zombie apocalypse comes and food sources are scarce I will kill, cook and eat your dog but I wouldn't do the same to your kid.
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My dog would kill cook and eat you...zombie apocalypse or not.
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12-22-2012, 05:01 PM
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#156
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Referee
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: In your enterprise AI
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Some guy was walking his wolf-husky in Rona again the other day - second time I've seen him there - with no leash. Everyone seemed to think it was normal. Gave him a few pets (the dog, not the guy...)
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12-22-2012, 05:23 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: The Void between Darkness and Light
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Originally Posted by AC
My pug doesn't drool at all and never has. He snores like a monster though.
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He drools out of his nasal cavity.
Those things are G.R.O.S.S.
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12-23-2012, 02:20 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: On my metal monster.
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Originally Posted by MrMastodonFarm
Justin has a queer little dog.
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Dog is a girl, thus the pink.
No queer here.
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12-23-2012, 09:57 AM
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#159
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First Line Centre
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Originally Posted by flameswin
Oh I love it when dog owners post pictures of their mutts and then tell us what their dog is saying.
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Neuman grows bored of your complaining.
Every Sliver thread is now a post pictures of your filthy/vile/disgusting/rabid animal.
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12-23-2012, 11:30 AM
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#160
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Calgary
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People should control their cats. Dogs are cheeky and fun, cats are the opposite.
I was having some beverages when my buddy's feral, rabid beast of a cat attacked me. I managed to fend it off with his new lob wedge, but I could see it sizing me up for its next attack.
Folks, restrain your cats. They know only pure rage, and thrive only on accosting defenseless drunk people swinging golf clubs around.
Plus it puked on the floor. Stupid cat.
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