12-18-2012, 02:51 PM
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In the Sin Bin
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I didn't know Fotze's mom was into MMA guys.
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12-18-2012, 03:02 PM
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#3
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Did the nurse kiss it better?
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12-18-2012, 03:12 PM
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Anyone else read that and get that tingling pain in your lower mid section when you see something painful happen.....
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12-18-2012, 03:15 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Originally Posted by polak
I didn't know Fotze's mom was into MMA guys.
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Hey, you're not the only one that loves MMA penis.
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12-18-2012, 03:17 PM
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this is why i prefer to make love to a lady rather than pound away like some kind of jackhammer operator.......
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12-18-2012, 03:18 PM
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In the Sin Bin
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Iginla
Hey, you're not the only one that loves MMA penis.
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You'd like that wouldn't you.
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12-18-2012, 03:18 PM
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All kidding aside, that is a nasty sounding injury. I will give this guy credit for ignoring the embarrasment and getting this out to hopefully educate people. I doubt he has anything to gain from this.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_fracture
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12-18-2012, 03:29 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Iginla
Hey, you're not the only one that loves MMA penis.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by polak
You'd like that wouldn't you.
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get a room
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12-18-2012, 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Red Ice Player
All kidding aside, that is a nasty sounding injury. I will give this guy credit for ignoring the embarrasment and getting this out to hopefully educate people. I doubt he has anything to gain from this.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_fracture |
I'm not sure this is an educational mission, more likely it's a guy who tweets everything he does in order to get attention. Not a terrible strategy in MMA, heck Mayhem Miller stayed relevant long past his expiry date by doing that.
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12-18-2012, 03:34 PM
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Nobody's mentioned Schmitt's fractured penis on New Girl yet?
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12-18-2012, 03:37 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Originally Posted by undercoverbrother
Did the nurse kiss it better?
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Yes he did.
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12-18-2012, 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted by zamler
Yes he did.
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any port in a storm......
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12-18-2012, 03:45 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Originally Posted by valo403
I'm not sure this is an educational mission, more likely it's a guy who tweets everything he does in order to get attention. Not a terrible strategy in MMA, heck Mayhem Miller stayed relevant long past his expiry date by doing that.
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Well he did put it on his personal website and said that its a bad idea not to have it treated. The Wikipedia article would seem to concur. He may in fact be an attention whore, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. Knowing mma's penchant for nicknames, he is risking becoming known as Ray'broken dick Elbe...
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12-18-2012, 03:52 PM
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 Holy ow.
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12-18-2012, 03:56 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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happened to my buddy and he had to get nitrogen injections or something to fix his dick. Doctor said he needs to calm down during sex because it was his fault for going too hard, it was also when he lost his virginity.
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12-18-2012, 04:01 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by vektor
happened to my buddy and he had to get nitrogen injections or something to fix his dick. Doctor said he needs to calm down during sex because it was his fault for going too hard, it was also when he lost his virginity.
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awesome
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12-18-2012, 05:09 PM
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Norm!
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Originally Posted by undercoverbrother
any port in a storm......
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And there's no eye contact
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12-18-2012, 06:15 PM
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First Line Centre
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But it isn't a bone.....
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12-18-2012, 07:07 PM
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ay carumba
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Penile fracture is rupture of one or both of the tunica albuginea, the fibrous coverings that envelop the penis's corpora cavernosa. It is caused by rapid blunt force to an erect penis, usually during vaginal intercourse or aggressive masturbation.[1] It sometimes also involves partial or complete rupture of the urethra or injury to the dorsal nerves, veins and arteries.
A popping or cracking sound, significant pain, violent hallucinations, immediate flaccidity, confusion of partner, and skin hematoma of various sizes are commonly associated with the event.
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