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Old 12-06-2012, 03:25 PM   #1
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A 46-year-old Connecticut man and his 23-year-old daughter told police they weren’t certain they were related before beginning a sexual relationship and having a son together, police said in charging them with sex crimes.
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Old 12-06-2012, 03:32 PM   #2
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Well. Thats unfortunate.
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Might as well end the thread right here. Here's how they look.

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How do you not know thats your daughter? Even if you thought you might be related how do you even risk whipping it out and sticking it in someone who had the potential to be your offspring
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I didn't think they let white guys be samurai.
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They even look the same.
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Old 12-06-2012, 03:45 PM   #8
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How fugly are women in Connecticut that these two are in the porn business?
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Insects is a very tattoo subject.
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Insects is a very tattoo subject.
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The investigation began in February when Hartford’s now-former girlfriend complained to police that Sayers didn’t get her permission before selling videos and photos of her and Hartford having sex, according to the affidavits.
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Incest is a very taboo subject.
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So that's why they were called the Whalers.
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So that's why they were called the Whalers.
Sounds like she got harpooned by the wrong spear.
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Need a cure for "priapism"? watch these 2 have sex!
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I didn't think they let white guys be samurai.
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