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Old 12-06-2012, 09:12 AM   #21
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It's probably more of a thought for the person who'd have to pull the trigger. It's all well and good to say "Well, I'd shoot him in the head!" but it's not actually an easy thing to do. Especially repeatedly. And it's messy.

It takes a...special...sort of person to be able to shoot someone else in the head with the intention to kill, right or wrong.
You're right. If only they had a place where a whole bunch of people that special were kept together in some sort of row.
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I'm assuming you've been shot in the head? How can anyone say it would be painless? Or even quick?
I think you are underthinking this. If we use a .50 cal, that would rip his head right off, leaving a blooy stump at his C1. Now, you are right, I have never been shot in the head, but I would suggest that the head becoming a red mist is painless, especially if he does not see it coming. Let him have a nice walk in a field, then from about 500 m away reach out and touch him.
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Old 12-06-2012, 09:21 AM   #23
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except in a firing squad they don't aim for the head, the put a heart shapped piece of paper over the heart. The rifles are presighted so that the executioners don't even need to aim any more.

Of course with a guy that fat there's no guarantee that the bullet would kill him, maybe they should substitute riflers with RPG's
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Old 12-06-2012, 09:21 AM   #24
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except in a firing squad they don't aim for the head, the put a heart shapped piece of paper over the heart. The rifles are presighted so that the executioners don't even need to aim any more.

Of course with a guy that fat there's no guarantee that the bullet would kill him, maybe they should substitute riflers with RPG's
I like my idea better, then there is some training value.
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this seems like the right place to post this

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-n...n-wall-1474073

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An overweight inmate’s attempts to escape jail ended in humiliation - when he got stuck in a hole he helped smash in his cell wall.
Firefighters had to free 16-stone Rafael Valadao when his belly stopped him making his break for freedom.
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Old 12-06-2012, 09:32 AM   #26
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That's overweight, damn our societies obsession with super models
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