Rolling Sockpuppets, previously banned posters

[polak]

Well hey, they could finally look at their spouses without feeling disgusted

[jayswin]

^^^^^^^^^

God Damnit, we finally get an awesome thread to discuss a normally private topic, and these guys are going to turn this into a random thoughts thread and get it locked.

Seriously guys, mods lock every thread that goes off the rails like this. Please don't continue, this thread is awesome.

[saskflames69]

^^^

Sorry. Back on topic.
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Can't think of any posters to expose.

[Hockey_Ninja]

^We're still trying to get polak to fess up.

[Cheerio]

Originally Posted by Hockey_Ninja

^We're still trying to get polak to fess up.

No matter how much evidence we have on him he won't. Did we figure out who Brannigan's Law is yet?

[puckluck2]

Originally Posted by Hockey_Ninja

^We're still trying to get polak to fess up.

Speaking of fessing up, it's your turn.

You were blairwitch. Your name is Blair. You love posting gifs and you're good at photoshop like Blairwitch was.

It's ok, let's sit around a circle and tell our secrets.

[HELPNEEDED]

Originally Posted by Locke

That guy has really made the rounds.

Who be this fellow?

[Hockey_Ninja]

Originally Posted by Iginla

Speaking of fessing up, it's your turn.

You were blairwitch. Your name is Blair. You love posting gifs and you're good at photoshop like Blairwitch was.

It's ok, let's sit around a circle and tell our secrets.

You know what, why not. Back then i never posted on a forum, i was a shy, immature 16 year old and i haven't posted on any website outside of facebook and youtube so obviously i wasn't going to be the best user. The Facebook groups i was on became unbearable, i got banned from a private group for defending the Flames the best i could against Oiler fans (They later let me back in) and the Leaf trolls that invaded the flames facebook page became so bad that they had to disable people from posting on the fanpage wall. I got into so many arguments with the trolls that the fanpage disabled me from commenting and liking there statuses and such.

I saw a guy on the fanpage around the time things got crazy mentioning to sign up for CalgaryPuck to avoid the trolls so i gave it a go. Obviously it didn't work out the first time. I still have no idea what bought me to posting half of the gifs that i did, and also the stuff i posted (Especially that Jon Rheault thread), it was just foolish and i can't defend myself against them. When i got banned i was upset but i wasn't shocked.

When i signed up this second account i was actually going to troll the crap out of this place out of rage but then i realized that i had a second chance to prove that i could contribute more to the forum, so i decided to take advantage of it because i enjoyed the knowledge and wisdom of a lot of posters on here and i couldn't bare going back to those terrible facebook pages.

And here i am almost 2 years later, more mature, not posting gifs 24/7 outside of the funny cool picture thread, contributing more into the conversations and meeting new people (The ball hockey game that AC hosted was fun). I am proof that second chances are good, as long as people take advantage of them properly. My first post in this thread was directed at the guys who had a second chance and blew it, and had the nerve to sign up again and again where they where set up to fail again (Yes i am pointing at you theonlywhiteout/NHB/McGruber/Lester/Too many usernames to count). I changed for the better, i don't want to remember BlairWitch, he is dead, I'm Hockey_Ninja now and i hope i can stay around here for as long as i can.

Can i honestly ask you a question puckluck. Did you ever have a personal problem against me as this user? Did i ever make you angry or push you over the top? You where given another chance, undercoverbrother was given another chance so i think it's fair that i get one as well. On December 12th i would have been on here for two years as Hockey_Ninja, and i think I've proven that i can handle myself on here in that time frame. So there you go, you got what you wanted. I'm sorry it took so long for me to confess but i was scared if i did then i would get banned again and i truly hope they don't after all of this i just posted. Mod's, please allow me to continue being a member of this great forum.

tl;dr: Yes i am a returning poster and i think I've done good with my second chance. If you have a problem with me then fine, but i think I've made a good case for myself.

[puckluck2]

Of course I don't have a problem with you. You don't really do anything or say anything controversial enough for anyone to have a problem with you.

You're a good poster and I'm sure the mods know that, and I'm sure they knew you were Blair witch as well but you changed so its all good.

Second chances are a good thing.

[Hockey_Ninja]

Thanks. And i never really had a big problem with you either other than those Chris Butler hate posts. He sucked a lot last year, we got it. I was really nervous posting all of that but now i'm happy that i did and now i can finally move on from it.

[The Fonz]

Lets not get all gay up in here you 2.

[Hockey_Ninja]

At least we fessed up while quite a few guys are still in denial (polak).

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by Hockey_Ninja

At least we fessed up while quite a few guys are still in denial (polak).

Wait, are you talking about coming out of the closet...........

[HOOT]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

Wait, are you talking about coming out of the closet...........

MMF's ears just perked up.

[Sliver]

And his pants.

[Bertuzzied]

Originally Posted by fotze

I didn't know he was blair witch. Good catch. Don't remember what I thought of blairwitch.

kinda boring and wanted to make you puke...

[Hockey_Ninja]

Originally Posted by fotze

I didn't know he was blair witch. Good catch. Don't remember what I thought of blairwitch.

I was an immature prick, that's all you need to know. I guess is still showed signs of that when i first signed up as Hockey_Ninja and puckluck caught on. He's pretty darn good at outing returnees so I'm not shocked he figured out who i once was. But i'd really like to know how he knew my real name.

[The Fonz]

Originally Posted by fotze

I didn't know he was blair witch. Good catch. Don't remember what I thought of blairwitch.

This could get awkward, but isn't blairwitch the guy you had a picture of in your sig and got banned for it? I thought his name was blair

[polak]

Originally Posted by Hockey_Ninja

At least we fessed up while quite a few guys are still in denial (polak).

You guys are terrible detectives

[MrMastodonFarm]

Lol Holy crap. Well good call puckluck, and good reply Ninja.