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Old 11-27-2012, 04:34 PM   #21
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Have you ever been to a cat show?
There actually was one in Beddington "Mall" once when I was a kid, just in the aisles of the "mall". It was amazing. So many crazy old ladies and pissed off cats!
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Sorry, but dog breeding also confuses me. When people brag to me about their little puppy having show parents and a $5000 price tag, I ignore them and play with the puppy, just as I would with a mutt.
I bought my Wiener dog at a gas station in Rocky Mountain House for $350 bucks. I picked her because she was gleefully rolling around in a pile of dirt with an old sock in her mouth.
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Did you put her in your man purse and call her twinkles?
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I bought my Wiener dog at a gas station in Rocky Mountain House for $350 bucks. I picked her because she was gleefully rolling around in a pile of dirt with an old sock in her mouth.
after reading that other thread, "weiner dog" has taken on an entirely different meaning...
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Did you put her in your man purse and call her twinkles?
It's not a purse, it's a satchel.
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Did you put her in your man purse and call her twinkles?
Since when was a Wiener dog a foofoo dog?

And to answer your question, I put her in my chest mounted baby sling in a bedazzled onesey, and named her Princess Dijon of Kielbasa Island.
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I would pay good money to see a cat show.
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I would pay good money to see a cat show.
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There actually was one in Beddington "Mall" once when I was a kid, just in the aisles of the "mall". It was amazing. So many crazy old ladies and pissed off cats!
Oh man. I grew up in Beddington and I am disappointed to have missed this.
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So are dog chiropractors like real chiropractors? Just med (or in this case vet) school dropouts?
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So are dog chiropractors like real chiropractors? Just med (or in this case vet) school dropouts?
Med school dropouts that couldn't even pass the 3-week mall course to work on humans.
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Old 11-28-2012, 08:37 AM   #35
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So are dog chiropractors like real chiropractors? Just med (or in this case vet) school dropouts?
Apparently most, if not all, are DVM'S (Doctor of Veterinary Medicine), from what I understand.

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Veterinary chiropractic also known as animal chiropractic, is an emerging subspecialization for Doctors of Veterinary Medicine (DVMs) and Doctors of Chiropractic (DCs) to provide spinal manipulation, manual therapy and other holistic and conservative techniques for animals. In concert with conventional veterinary care, the complementary use of veterinary chiropractic is primarily used for common neuromusculoskeletal conditions.[1] This reflects the use of complementary and alternative veterinary medicine which continues to grow within the veterinary community.[2] Proposed benefits of animal chiropractic include, enhanced performance, function and quality of life. Currently there are uneven regulation and licensing standards across North America with certain juridictions, such as Ontario,[3] which have regulated the practice of veterinary chiropractic.

Traditionally, all animal care fell under the exclusive juridiction of veterinarians. With the emergence of veterinary chiropractic, both doctors of chiropractic (DCs) and veterinary medicine (DVMs) can take additional training to become certified in veterinary chiropractic. The minimum standard for practice appears to be a minimum of 210 hours according to the Animal Chiropractic Accreditation Commission [4] although, in Australia, a 3 year Masters Degree in Chiropractic Science (Animal Chiropractic) is offered to licensed doctors of chiropractic, veterinary and osteopathic medicine.[5] Where regulated, typical restricted acts include diagnosis and spinal manipulation. In some locations, a veterinarian must supervise the treatment provided by the veterinary chiropractor [6] Veterinary chiropractors typically treat working horses, racing greyhounds, and pets; and recently have been used more extensively to treat ongoing and chronic pain caused by conditions of the neck and back.[7] Those that specialize in horses are referred to as "Equine Chiropractors."[8] There has been discussion over who should perform animal chiropractic. Veterinarians, chiropractors, or both.[1]

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Old 11-28-2012, 08:42 AM   #36
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In this day and age, you can provide your pet with the same level of medical care available to a human . . . . . without the government paying for it of course.

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This is a little off topic, but how much do you think I can benchpress?
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Sorry, but dog breeding also confuses me. When people brag to me about their little puppy having show parents and a $5000 price tag, I ignore them and play with the puppy, just as I would with a mutt.
And the more expensive they are, the more inbred they likely are too. By being able to pony up the $5000 up front, the more likely they are to pay that dogs expensive medical bills in life, so that's nice for the dog.
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Sorry, but dog breeding also confuses me. When people brag to me about their little puppy having show parents and a $5000 price tag, I ignore them and play with the puppy, just as I would with a mutt.
10 reasons to buy a dog from a breeder:

1. You know everything about the pup from day one.
A good breeder will tell you everything about the pup’s life up until that point. She will tell you how it was raised, if it had any health issues at birth, if it is a more dominant puppy, etc. Then, once you bring the puppy home, you have control over how the puppy will be raised from the start. You can continue training and socialization on your terms.

2. You can meet the pup’s parents.
The puppy’s parents will tell you a lot about how your puppy will turn out, as far as health, appearance and temperament. With a mixed-breed dog from a shelter, you do not have this option.

3. You know the pup hasn’t had a troubled life.
When adopting from a good breeder, there are no uncertainties about the pup’s past. You know your puppy hasn’t been abused or neglected, resulting in behavioral issues. There are no questions about how it was treated before. With a shelter dog, you often will have no idea about the dog’s past.

4. You are not encouraging irresponsibility.
Mixed-breed puppies are often the result of irresponsible owners who did not have their dogs spayed or neutered. Then they try to make money off of an accidental litter by selling the puppies to anyone. On the other hand, most breeders take pride in the dogs they are breeding. The will spend time researching the lineage of the parents and grandparents in order to produce the best puppies. They plan ahead so they can offer the mother dog and puppies the best care and find the best homes. They know they will not make a profit off the litter.

5. The breeder will have references.
At your request, a breeder will offer you references of dog owners who are happy with the dogs they purchased. This gives you another opportunity to ask any questions you have.

6. You can get another similar dog.
If you really like the dog, you know where it came from in order to get another dog just like it. If you have a mutt, you probably have no idea where it came from, let alone what breed it is.

7. There is endless information on your specific breed.
A breeder of Jack Russell terriers will tell you everything you want to know about Jack Russell terriers. There are also hundreds of others who own the breed and books written on the breed. Your resources are unlimited.

8. A breeder can recommend a good vet for your breed.
A breeder can give you recommendations on vets in your area. Especially if you have a rare breed, the breeder will know of vets who are knowledgeable on that specific kind of dog.

9. Mixed-breed dogs might develop new health issues.
Certain breeds are prone to certain health issues and sometimes this can be avoided by adopting a mixed-breed dog. Other times, a mixed-breed dog will just develop different health issues, or the health issues it inherited from its purebred parents of two different breeds. For example, a dachshund/pit bull mix might have back issues because of its long, stocky body.

10. A breeder will be available to you throughout your dog’s life.
Many breeders like to stay in touch with the owners they sell puppies to. This is good because you will always have someone to turn to if you have a question about your dog. The breeder has probably experienced similar issues at one time or another.
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I guess I shouldn't mention that my dog had acupuncture done.
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