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				There is a Michael Vick joke in here somewhere as well. 
edit: well look at that, it is right there in the tag. Good job UCB.
			
		 
	 
	
 
Yeah I managed to resist the Rerun association with this story.......as well.
		
 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			11-27-2012, 02:46 PM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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				Judging by Undercover's posts in the funny pics thread, I'm not suprised he was the one that found this article...
			
		 
	 
	
 
 
orginal, very orginal.....
 
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			11-27-2012, 02:50 PM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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				orginal, very orginal..... 
  
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I don't know but they're quite good.
		
 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
		
		
		
		
		 
	 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
	 
 
 
	
		
			
				
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			11-27-2012, 03:22 PM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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				There's a Fotze mom joke in here somewhere.
			
		 
	 
	
 
How about "I guess it's now illegal to bang Fotze's mom in Germany"?
Yeah? Sorry I'm new to this.
		
 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
		
		
		
		
		 
	 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
	 
 
 
	 
	
		 
	 
 
	
	
		
	
	
	
		
			
			 
			11-27-2012, 03:34 PM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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				People probably have sex with animals because animals can't say no.
			
		 
	 
	
 
Horses say neigh.
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			11-27-2012, 03:49 PM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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			11-27-2012, 03:55 PM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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				Yeah I managed to resist the Rerun association with this story.......as well.
			
		 
	 
	
 
Hey.... don't drag me into this. 
This story is all yours.
		
 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
		
		
		
		
		 
	 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
	 
 
 
	 
	
		 
	 
 
	
	
		
	
	
	
		
			
			 
			11-27-2012, 04:02 PM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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				Hey.... don't drag me into this. 
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Hey, you're the one humanizing your dog with fashion accessories.....hmmmmm.
		
 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
		
		
		
		
		 
	 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
	 
 
 
	
		
			
				
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			11-27-2012, 04:03 PM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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				Hey, you're the one humanizing your dog with fashion accessories.....hmmmmm.
			
		 
	 
	
 
In that vein of thought... I'm going to start a new thread.... 
 
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
		
		
		
		
		 
	 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
	 
 
 
	 
	
		 
	 
 
	
	
		
	
	
	
		
			
			 
			11-27-2012, 04:58 PM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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			I remember a friend telling me about his ethics prof once posing the question: 
 
'How come it's ok to kill and eat an animal, but not have sex with it?' 
 
Just stirring the pot.
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
		
		
		
		
		 
	 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
	 
 
 
	
		
			
				
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			11-27-2012, 05:23 PM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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				I remember a friend telling me about his ethics prof once posing the question: 
 
'How come it's ok to kill and eat an animal, but not have sex with it?' 
 
Just stirring the pot.
			
		 
	 
	
 
 
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
		
		
		
		
		 
	 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
	 
 
 
	
		
			
				
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			11-27-2012, 05:48 PM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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			I think any country that survives two world wars, three major economic depressions, and actually pays off their war reparation payments while rising to be a world leading economic power each time has the right to bang as many animals as they want.
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			11-27-2012, 06:19 PM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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			11-27-2012, 07:44 PM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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				There's a Fotze mom joke in here somewhere.
			
		 
	 
	
 
Just for the record, referencing an in-joke without actually making one is pretty dull.
		
 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
		
		
		
		
		 
	 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
	 
 
 
	
		
			
				
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			11-27-2012, 08:16 PM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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			I hope this law works both ways and leg-humping dogs are also fined 25 large. 
 
Seriously though, this guy Kliok is putting his name to there saying he screws his dog. How does his family feel about this? What about his neighbours? His neighbours with dogs? Talk about the ultimate NIMBY.
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
		
		
		
		
		 
	 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
	 
 
 
	 
	
		 
	 
 
	
	
		
	
	
	
		
			
			 
			11-27-2012, 09:27 PM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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				Just for the record, referencing an in-joke without actually making one is pretty dull.
			
		 
	 
	
 
I wasn't sure how far I could take the joke so I took the cowards way out.
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			11-27-2012, 11:57 PM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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			have you seen what German women look like? They may look like beasts but they are humans
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			11-28-2012, 10:26 AM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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				have you seen what German women look like? They may look like beasts but they are humans
			
		 
	 
	
 
What?
 
Are you high? 
 
Take a gander at the German Womens National Soccer team... (nip)
 
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
		
		
		
		
		 
	 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
	 
 
 
	 
	
		 
	 
 
	
	
		
	
	
	
		
			
			 
			11-28-2012, 11:00 AM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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			11-28-2012, 11:06 AM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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				What?
 
Are you high? 
 
Take a gander at the German Womens National Soccer team... (nip)
 
 
			
		 
	 
	
 
Ms. Klum..............that is all.
		
 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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