11-16-2012, 11:30 AM
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#21
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: An all-inclusive.
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I spin the toilet paper around at work so it's harder for people to find where the roll begins.
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11-16-2012, 11:31 AM
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#22
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wins 10 internets
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: slightly to the left
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Originally Posted by darockwilder
Laugh at farts. Keep waiting for it to stop being funny, but I don't think that day will come.
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a buddy and i took a road trip to Seattle in October for a concert. on our way back we stopped at Jack-in-the-Box for Breakfast before leaving in the morning, followed by Taco Time for lunch. by the time we reached the rockies in the evening it was full on biological warfare, with each of us trying to outdo the other. thankfully i have underground parking, because i had to let the car air out overnight after getting home
we both turn 30 next year
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11-16-2012, 11:33 AM
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#23
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: I'm right behind you
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Um, everything?
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11-16-2012, 11:56 AM
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#24
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Likes Cartoons
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Originally Posted by Tron_fdc
Getting Sh*tcanned wasted and lighting things on fire, singing, yelling etc etc. I'm 37.
I torment kids mercilessly as well. Pranks are awesome, even more so when you do them to people that lose their minds. I can't NOT poke the bear to see what happens.
I also drive like a 16 year old, and rap in my $70 000 SUV. Thug life, yo
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LOL, I thought I was the only one that drive my car like a 16 year old (within speed limit, of course  ). I once terrified my parents while driving in a expedited manner from their house to a restaurant because I wanted to "introduce them to what 300+ hp was like".
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11-16-2012, 12:06 PM
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#25
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: DeWinton
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Fart under the sheets then cover my wife in them so she can't escape.
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11-16-2012, 12:08 PM
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#26
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Calgary
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I curse at other players while playing online poker... playing for amounts that I make in about 30 seconds of working...
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11-16-2012, 12:08 PM
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#27
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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I still ####ing love waterslides.
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11-16-2012, 12:26 PM
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#28
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Scoring Winger
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Originally Posted by TheyCallMeBruce
My immature mind is thinking an all out war with alien beings. This is where playing too much Halo and GoW come into play. 
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Damn that sounds amazing, I need more immature friends! Also I thought I had found farts not funny, except I was just in the washroom taking a leak when this guy let out a good 20 sec machine gun of farts (yes that rapidly). It took so much concentration to not laugh, and not piss all over the place.
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11-16-2012, 12:48 PM
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#29
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Cambodia
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One of my favorite drunken activities is to go to the local college bar, throw $20 in the jukebox, play Wild World by Cat Stevens on a loop, and watch the 18-22 year olds get more and more pissed off over the course of an hour. It's so stupid, but it's never not funny.
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11-16-2012, 12:55 PM
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#30
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Lifetime Suspension
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My girlfriend and I still give each other Christmas stockings each Christmas. We're in our 40's.
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11-16-2012, 01:08 PM
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#31
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Marseilles Of The Prairies
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Quote:
Originally Posted by gargamel
One of my favorite drunken activities is to go to the local college bar, throw $20 in the jukebox, play Wild World by Cat Stevens on a loop, and watch the 18-22 year olds get more and more pissed off over the course of an hour. It's so stupid, but it's never not funny.
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I've been doing this for years, but of course each jukebox has it's own special song based on it's selection.
Sometimes though a waitress or bartender has to be a spoilsport and unplug/reset the machine. I mean, I know I wasn't the only one who wanted to hear Patio Lanterns for the 8th time.
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Settle down there, Temple Grandin.
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11-16-2012, 01:21 PM
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#32
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary
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I still giggle when I see the number 69. I also love listening to Disney songs on long car trips
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Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever.
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11-16-2012, 01:39 PM
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#33
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Vancouver
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My taste in TV/Movies/Entertainment in general is pretty immature. Im still relatively young but I hope it never goes away. I feel the same way as the OP. I can be very professional and mature beyond my years at work, but as soon as I get in my door I take off my suit, put on a Batman t-shirt and do some cartoon doodling or music or something to that effect. I think its important to keep your inner child alive and I hope mine never leaves me. If it was socially acceptable (and if I had more time)there's no way I wouldn't be battling the park with foam weapons ala Role Models. Im not ashamed to say that looks like pretty much the most fun ever.
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11-16-2012, 02:00 PM
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#34
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Crash and Bang Winger
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Originally Posted by CedarMeter
Fart under the sheets then cover my wife in them so she can't escape.
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There is a better way to do this. You need for both of you to be lying on your back next to each other looking at the ceiling.
Step 1) Fart.
Step 2) Ask her "I'd bet if I hork on the ceiling from here it would just stick there".
Step 3) She wont believe you and/or wont believe that you'd try.
Step 4) Clear your throat as hard as possible, and make that fake spitting sound like you were going to send up a snot rocket.
Step 5) She will voluntarily pull the covers over her own head.
Step 6) Giggle.
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11-16-2012, 02:12 PM
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#35
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by gargamel
One of my favorite drunken activities is to go to the local college bar, throw $20 in the jukebox, play Wild World by Cat Stevens on a loop, and watch the 18-22 year olds get more and more pissed off over the course of an hour. It's so stupid, but it's never not funny.
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Haha I do this with free bird or mmmbop.
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11-16-2012, 02:45 PM
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#36
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Threadkiller
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: 51.0544° N, 114.0669° W
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blow raspberries on my wifes neck and navel.
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11-16-2012, 02:48 PM
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#37
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One of the Nine
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Space Sector 2814
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I plan to model my parenting strategy after my hero Phil Dunphy:
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