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Old 11-16-2012, 11:30 AM   #21
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I spin the toilet paper around at work so it's harder for people to find where the roll begins.
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Laugh at farts. Keep waiting for it to stop being funny, but I don't think that day will come.
a buddy and i took a road trip to Seattle in October for a concert. on our way back we stopped at Jack-in-the-Box for Breakfast before leaving in the morning, followed by Taco Time for lunch. by the time we reached the rockies in the evening it was full on biological warfare, with each of us trying to outdo the other. thankfully i have underground parking, because i had to let the car air out overnight after getting home

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Old 11-16-2012, 11:33 AM   #23
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Old 11-16-2012, 11:56 AM   #24
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Getting Sh*tcanned wasted and lighting things on fire, singing, yelling etc etc. I'm 37.

I torment kids mercilessly as well. Pranks are awesome, even more so when you do them to people that lose their minds. I can't NOT poke the bear to see what happens.

I also drive like a 16 year old, and rap in my $70 000 SUV. Thug life, yo
LOL, I thought I was the only one that drive my car like a 16 year old (within speed limit, of course ). I once terrified my parents while driving in a expedited manner from their house to a restaurant because I wanted to "introduce them to what 300+ hp was like".
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Old 11-16-2012, 12:06 PM   #25
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Fart under the sheets then cover my wife in them so she can't escape.
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Old 11-16-2012, 12:08 PM   #26
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Old 11-16-2012, 12:08 PM   #27
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Old 11-16-2012, 12:26 PM   #28
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My immature mind is thinking an all out war with alien beings. This is where playing too much Halo and GoW come into play.
Damn that sounds amazing, I need more immature friends! Also I thought I had found farts not funny, except I was just in the washroom taking a leak when this guy let out a good 20 sec machine gun of farts (yes that rapidly). It took so much concentration to not laugh, and not piss all over the place.
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Old 11-16-2012, 12:48 PM   #29
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One of my favorite drunken activities is to go to the local college bar, throw $20 in the jukebox, play Wild World by Cat Stevens on a loop, and watch the 18-22 year olds get more and more pissed off over the course of an hour. It's so stupid, but it's never not funny.
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Old 11-16-2012, 12:55 PM   #30
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Old 11-16-2012, 01:08 PM   #31
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One of my favorite drunken activities is to go to the local college bar, throw $20 in the jukebox, play Wild World by Cat Stevens on a loop, and watch the 18-22 year olds get more and more pissed off over the course of an hour. It's so stupid, but it's never not funny.
I've been doing this for years, but of course each jukebox has it's own special song based on it's selection.

Sometimes though a waitress or bartender has to be a spoilsport and unplug/reset the machine. I mean, I know I wasn't the only one who wanted to hear Patio Lanterns for the 8th time.
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Old 11-16-2012, 01:21 PM   #32
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I still giggle when I see the number 69. I also love listening to Disney songs on long car trips
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Old 11-16-2012, 01:39 PM   #33
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My taste in TV/Movies/Entertainment in general is pretty immature. Im still relatively young but I hope it never goes away. I feel the same way as the OP. I can be very professional and mature beyond my years at work, but as soon as I get in my door I take off my suit, put on a Batman t-shirt and do some cartoon doodling or music or something to that effect. I think its important to keep your inner child alive and I hope mine never leaves me. If it was socially acceptable (and if I had more time)there's no way I wouldn't be battling the park with foam weapons ala Role Models. Im not ashamed to say that looks like pretty much the most fun ever.
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Fart under the sheets then cover my wife in them so she can't escape.
There is a better way to do this. You need for both of you to be lying on your back next to each other looking at the ceiling.

Step 1) Fart.
Step 2) Ask her "I'd bet if I hork on the ceiling from here it would just stick there".
Step 3) She wont believe you and/or wont believe that you'd try.
Step 4) Clear your throat as hard as possible, and make that fake spitting sound like you were going to send up a snot rocket.
Step 5) She will voluntarily pull the covers over her own head.
Step 6) Giggle.
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One of my favorite drunken activities is to go to the local college bar, throw $20 in the jukebox, play Wild World by Cat Stevens on a loop, and watch the 18-22 year olds get more and more pissed off over the course of an hour. It's so stupid, but it's never not funny.
Haha I do this with free bird or mmmbop.
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Old 11-16-2012, 02:45 PM   #36
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Old 11-16-2012, 02:48 PM   #37
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I plan to model my parenting strategy after my hero Phil Dunphy:

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