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Old 10-23-2012, 12:32 AM   #1
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This is something else. Please discuss. If this is FATA, my apologies.

Penthouse Club stripper ruptured man's bladder at bachelor party

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20...more-like-this
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Old 10-23-2012, 10:11 AM   #2
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Was the stripper fat?
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Old 10-23-2012, 10:13 AM   #3
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hmmm i still have never been to the strippers. Maybe i'll try it one day. Also i thought you weren't allowed to touch them in Alberta, so no danger here right? haha
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LOL. Love the ads for the lap band.
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hmmm i still have never been to the strippers. Maybe i'll try it one day. Also i thought you weren't allowed to touch them in Alberta, so no danger here right? haha
i've been to the french maid twice in my life, and neither time would i say i enjoyed myself. just don't see the draw of tossing loonies into a paper funnel. now Vegas on the other hand...
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i've been to the french maid twice in my life, and neither time would i say i enjoyed myself. just don't see the draw of tossing loonies into a paper funnel. now Vegas on the other hand...
True that. Strip clubs here are not the same as Vegas, that's for sure. Love Vegas!
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Old 10-23-2012, 11:25 AM   #7
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Alberta strippers are horribad. I think dancing is a fine way for a segment of the population to earn a living, but the throwing loonies at some chick's snatch for a poster or magnet is totally brutal. Lap dances are less degrading.
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^^ agreed, I have been twice as well with a bunch of friends and can honestly say its at the bottom of my enjoyment list.
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I too would like to pretend to hate strip clubs!
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True that. Strip clubs here are not the same as Vegas, that's for sure. Love Vegas!
Agreed as well...and it was not the girls or anything like that that made it better. I found it to be more of a social time out with a bunch of people in a great atmosphere vs the ones in Calgary where half the people are in zombie mode just staring for hours straight.
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I highly suggest that you should check out Portland for strip clubs. I think I like it better than Vegas.
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Was the stripper fat?
Based on my visits to this particular club (Penthouse Philadelphia), it's a fairly safe bet that she was not fat. The contact between customers and dancers is usually comparable to what you'd find at a Vegas club, though it sounds like this guy got more contact than he bargained for.
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30 years ago you couldn't walk into a bar without seeing a stripper. Some of them were pretty good dancers and put on a good show. I haven't seen a stripper in years but yeah I agree throwing loonies into a funnel is pretty degrading.
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This might sound odd to some but...I don't even know why people go to a degrading and sexist place called a stripclubs.
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This might sound odd to some but...I don't even know why people go to a degrading and sexist place called a stripclubs.

I've always been more bothered by the crowds at strip clubs, not the dancing.
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North America's clubs are all tame.

Hungarian strip club/sex shows.......that's the way to go.


Like nothing I have ever seen before or again in my life.
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This might sound odd to some but...I don't even know why people go to a degrading and sexist place called a stripclubs.
How did you reach the conclusion that strip clubs are degrading? I have some good friends who are strippers, and I promise you that they don't feel that there's anything degrading about what they do. It seems awfully sexist to say that they've been degraded by their jobs based on your value judgement of how much of their own skin they should or should not feel comfortable showing to strangers.
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How did you reach the conclusion that strip clubs are degrading? I have some good friends who are strippers, and I promise you that they don't feel that there's anything degrading about what they do. It seems awfully sexist to say that they've been degraded by their jobs based on your value judgement of how much of their own skin they should or should not feel comfortable showing to strangers.

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strip clubs in calgary are the worst.... as stated above.... vegas on the other hand is strip club heaven.
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Old 10-23-2012, 12:42 PM   #20
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The people that love Vegas strip clubs so much have never been to Montreal strip clubs.
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