I think hell just froze over...

[Coach]

If your luck can't get better wouldn't that be a reason to not buy a lotto ticket? :P

Congrats man, its a good feeling not to have to do any work for it.

EDIT: Also, whats the over/under on Hans Landa's pending divorce? 2-3 years?

[undercoverbrother]

Have you seen the front of her bum yet?

[Rerun]

I want to know how the Saturday night date went?

[Muta]

Originally Posted by Rerun

I want to know how the Saturday night date went?

He took her for a night of billiards, and all he ended up with was an extremely hard piece of wood and eight (black) balls.

[North East Goon]

Did you suggest anal?

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by Muta

He took her for a night of billiards, and all he ended up with was an extremely hard piece of wood and eight (black) balls.

I think you mean 2 (blue) balls.......

[YYC in LAX]

I'm totally down with your story. Congrats dude. Seriously, that's awesome.

[getbak]

Jamoro's last post on Calgary Puck was at 3:43pm on Saturday.

It appears that despite the warnings, he fell victim to the Russian kidney thieves.

RIP.

[Hockeyguy15]

Originally Posted by getbak

Jamoro's last post on Calgary Puck was at 3:43pm on Saturday.

It appears that despite the warnings, he fell victim to the Russian kidney thieves.

RIP.

On the bright side I just got word that I can get my kidney transplant done.

[Hans Landa]

Originally Posted by MattyC

EDIT: Also, whats the over/under on Hans Landa's pending divorce? 2-3 years?

If you need to buy flowers and cards to keep your marriage alive, I'm afraid it's not my pending divorce you should be betting on

[Coach]

I'm not married. I'm a young man of divorced parents. Im not sure how long you've been married and I don't presume to know anything about it. But maybe you should buy your wife some flowers, just as a suggestion. It has nothing to do with holding some level of power, just a gift for the woman you love. I'm sure she would appreciate it.

[Jordan!]

You must have bought her a cooler.. panty soup

[Hockeyguy15]

There will be no divorce MattC, he probably has her confidence beaten down enough that she thinks very little of herself and won't ever leave.

Hans people don't only get flowers and cards to keep a marriage alive, sometimes they just do it because their wife appreciates it and likes to be thought of from time to time...Weird I know, but everyone isn't a big burly man like yourself.

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by Hockeyguy15

There will be no divorce MattC, he probably has her confidence beaten down enough that she thinks very little of herself and won't ever leave.

Hans people don't only get flowers and cards to keep a marriage alive, sometimes they just do it because their wife appreciates it and likes to be thought of from time to time...Weird I know, but everyone isn't a big burly man like yourself.

Ms. Landa is a lucky lady

[Hockeyguy15]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

Ms. Landa is a lucky lady

Looks like he took the chain from the stove to her ankle off for this picture, it must have been some sort of NASCAR anniversary.

[Hans Landa]

Originally Posted by Hockeyguy15

There will be no divorce MattC, he probably has her confidence beaten down enough that she thinks very little of herself and won't ever leave.

Hans people don't only get flowers and cards to keep a marriage alive, sometimes they just do it because their wife appreciates it and likes to be thought of from time to time...Weird I know, but everyone isn't a big burly man like yourself.

lol... please. Don't judge my wife's confidence or how I treat her. She is treated VERY well and is VERY well taken care of, in addition to her ability to take care of herself independently. She can certainly put me in my place if she feels short changed on something.
"Big Burly Man"... if you saw me, I'm quite confident that characterization would be at the very bottom of the list. Thank you, though.

My advice to the OP was to weasel a way into a chicks pants and keep her around over the duration she tries to figure him out. You want to kill your chances of getting laid? Drool all over a chick you barely know and tell her the same thing every horny young boy tells her. Even if you genuinely mean all the nice things you say to a girl, at a 'meet up', she's likely heard it a thousand times before (especially if she's attractive).
She went after him... the ball is in his court. Perhaps she saw him as a Boss... but if he gets all excited and puts her on a pedestal, 9 times out of 10, she'll be turned off.
Once a relationship with some history behind it has been established... THEN you can put her on a pedestal if you feel compelled to do so.

ABOVE ALL... I figured starting my post off with Cream Pies and Tossed Salads would be a good indicator of my sarcasm, but I guess it went over everyone's heads.


If you're a romantic guy... good for you. If it works for you and the type of women you're attracted to, great.
My wife married me for who I am. Not who I pretended to be. My personality, relationship values and habits have been consistent since the first time I took her out.

I'm a challenge for her, sure. It keeps things exciting.
Since we met, I have made some choices that have turned both of our futures around, secured our financial strength, moved us across the country, improved our lifestyle and, after all the dust settled, she was presented with the opportunity to obtain her dream job.

Before she met me, she lived at home with her parents, hated her job, of which she felt trapped in, and had nothing to look forward to.
5 years later... she loves getting up to go to work every day and, for both of us, we can't even keep track of the things we have to look forward to every week.

I can get away without the pansies and poems.


Oh and nice pic of a nasty hosebag, UndercoverBrother. The kitchen is mine... I cook for her, every single day. It's ready and waiting for her when she gets home from work, since I am home much earlier everyday. Again, I can get away without the pansies and poems.

Let me fix your ####ed up imaginations.

*Photo Removed*

Let's see what kind of prize your charm has awarded you.
Bash me all you want... just don't make assumptions about my wife. If you want to do that, please set up a CP meeting and I'll gladly show up. No that's not a threat, I just think making assumptions about the wives, girlfriends, children and family members of others is cowardly and if you're going to do it, at least do it without hiding behind a keyboard.

Sorry for a having my tongue-in-cheek post get this out of hand... just leave the direct remarks about what you think you know about my wife, out of it. Please and thank you.

[Bigtime]

Oh sheesh, what happened to this thread.

Time to send out an amber alert for Jamoro.

[jayswin]

Hans Landa, you take this place WAY too seriously, dude.

[jayswin]

Originally Posted by Hans Landa

lol... please. Don't judge my wife's confidence or how I treat her. She is treated VERY well and is VERY well taken care of, in addition to her ability to take care of herself independently. She can certainly put me in my place if she feels short changed on something.
"Big Burly Man"... if you saw me, I'm quite confident that characterization would be at the very bottom of the list. Thank you, though.

My advice to the OP was to weasel a way into a chicks pants and keep her around over the duration she tries to figure him out. You want to kill your chances of getting laid? Drool all over a chick you barely know and tell her the same thing every horny young boy tells her. Even if you genuinely mean all the nice things you say to a girl, at a 'meet up', she's likely heard it a thousand times before (especially if she's attractive).
She went after him... the ball is in his court. Perhaps she saw him as a Boss... but if he gets all excited and puts her on a pedestal, 9 times out of 10, she'll be turned off.
Once a relationship with some history behind it has been established... THEN you can put her on a pedestal if you feel compelled to do so.

ABOVE ALL... I figured starting my post off with Cream Pies and Tossed Salads would be a good indicator of my sarcasm, but I guess it went over everyone's heads.


If you're a romantic guy... good for you. If it works for you and the type of women you're attracted to, great.
My wife married me for who I am. Not who I pretended to be. My personality, relationship values and habits have been consistent since the first time I took her out.

I'm a challenge for her, sure. It keeps things exciting.
Since we met, I have made some choices that have turned both of our futures around, secured our financial strength, moved us across the country, improved our lifestyle and, after all the dust settled, she was presented with the opportunity to obtain her dream job.

Before she met me, she lived at home with her parents, hated her job, of which she felt trapped in, and had nothing to look forward to.
5 years later... she loves getting up to go to work every day and, for both of us, we can't even keep track of the things we have to look forward to every week.

I can get away without the pansies and poems.


Oh and nice pic of a nasty hosebag, UndercoverBrother. The kitchen is mine... I cook for her, every single day. It's ready and waiting for her when she gets home from work, since I am home much earlier everyday. Again, I can get away without the pansies and poems.

Let me fix your ####ed up imaginations.



Let's see what kind of prize your charm has awarded you.
Bash me all you want... just don't make assumptions about my wife. If you want to do that, please set up a CP meeting and I'll gladly show up. No that's not a threat, I just think making assumptions about the wives, girlfriends, children and family members of others is cowardly and if you're going to do it, at least do it without hiding behind a keyboard.

Sorry for a having my tongue-in-cheek post get this out of hand... just leave the direct remarks about what you think you know about my wife, out of it. Please and thank you.

For the record, blurring out your wife's eyes and cropping out the top of your face makes for a creepy picture to be posting on a message board.

[Hans Landa]

Originally Posted by flameswin

Hans Landa, you take this place WAY too seriously, dude.

*I* do?

You married? Got a wife? A mom? A sister? What about a sick grandmother?

Can I start taking stabs at a characterization of them?
I'm the last one to take anything too seriously... see my original response in this thread. I think it's hilarious. This whole thread has been hilarious and enjoyable.

I'm fine until people want to get personal. I don't treat message boards as completely anonymous, especially ones that are generally region specific. Anything I say on here I would say in person and I expect the same from others (especially regulars).

Creepy as the photo is, I am not posting a full on portrait of my wife and I. Sorry if that bothers you.


The photo is removed now, as I can tell by the 'users browsing' this thread that the two who needed the clarification have likely seen it by now.