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Old 10-04-2012, 09:00 AM   #1
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http://www.thespiritsbusiness.com/20...naked-breasts/

So every bit of every bottle is poured over a model's naked boobs prior to bottling.
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Old 10-04-2012, 09:10 AM   #2
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Old 10-04-2012, 09:14 AM   #3
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Really disappointed when I opened the link.
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Old 10-04-2012, 09:21 AM   #4
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Isnt that the chick from spy kids
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Old 10-04-2012, 09:22 AM   #5
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That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard.

And it sounds disgusting.

If they want to have the model sit down and drink the whiskey with me, thats one thing, pouring it over her tits and then into a bottle sounds like something that would happen at a less reputable establishment.
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Old 10-04-2012, 09:25 AM   #6
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Depends if I could hand pick the "model" before hand, then do the pouring myself.
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Old 10-04-2012, 09:26 AM   #7
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mmm, dead skin flakes.
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why did this song pop into my head after reading that?


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Really disappointed when I opened the link.
Go to their website, there is a making of video and everything.
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Go to their website, there is a making of video and everything.
The vodka has the "body"
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:52 AM   #11
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Probably this model...

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Probably this model...


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That is fracking idiotic! What's next, are they going to sell some kind of premium Chardonnay that some dude pours over his wang before bottling?
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Originally Posted by Cheese
Probably this model...


only if you buy the Texas Mickey.
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That is fracking idiotic! What's next, are they going to sell some kind of premium Chardonnay that some dude pours over his wang before bottling?


Interesting that you went there..........
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Old 10-04-2012, 11:22 AM   #16
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Gives a few new meanings to the phrase "hard liquor".
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Old 10-04-2012, 01:30 PM   #17
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Anybody else love the fact that huntingwhale thanked the model photo???
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Old 10-04-2012, 03:38 PM   #18
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dang, y'all should check the site... *drool* it definitely is fap worthy.. hahaha..
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:57 PM   #20
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how do they get it from the boobs to the bottle?
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