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Old 09-27-2012, 11:12 AM   #21
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Does 3 Justin 3 Wallace look like a bitch?
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Old 09-27-2012, 11:21 AM   #23
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I have been known to change a straight girl into a lesbian!
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Does anyone have Ellen's email? She turned Anne Heche straight. We NEED TO KNOW HOW SHE DID IT!!
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Old 09-27-2012, 11:34 AM   #25
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The CIA probably knows how
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Old 09-27-2012, 11:38 AM   #26
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Was it the CIA that tried to turn Soviets gay with LSD?
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Old 09-27-2012, 12:04 PM   #27
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No, that was MDMA

It also makes you dance like a prick
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Old 09-27-2012, 12:07 PM   #28
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This thread delivers! Some good stuff guys!

Girl is better than 'meh' but that's the least of the equation. For 65 million I would take a shot at turning Rosie O'Donnel straight!
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I never understood the why a gay person would choose a partner that is a dead ringer for the opposite sex. She's obviously attracted to a manly appearance so she's already half way to being straight and I would think some dude just may have a shot if he pretends to have a feminine side. Is this contest limited to Asian men only?

BTW I think she's a pretty attractive girl.
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Old 09-27-2012, 12:50 PM   #30
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I never understood the why a gay person would choose a partner that is a dead ringer for the opposite sex. She's obviously attracted to a manly appearance so she's already half way to being straight and I would think some dude just may have a shot if he pretends to have a feminine side. Is this contest limited to Asian men only?

BTW I think she's a pretty attractive girl.
I agree. It's always confused me. Nothing against gay people, as everyone on the board knows I'm about as pro gay as anyone here and have fought in the threads and in real life, but that is still one thing I just don't get. I will have to ask my friend. Maybe MRCboicgy can weigh in.

And then they make it worse and throw a strap-on into the equation! Which comic was it that joked, 'I don't think lesbians should get to use dildos. They've made their choice!'
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I'm guessing shes a Bare Naked Ladies Fan in so many ways!!


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Old 09-27-2012, 01:20 PM   #32
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I'd suggest taking the money, the girl and her partner, but she's not much of a looker.

see this i don't get, and you see it all the time from lesbian couples. you aren't into men, yet you hook up with a woman that looks like one. what's the point?

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see this i don't get, and you see it all the time from lesbian couples. you aren't into men, yet you hook up with a woman that looks like one. what's the point?

Edit: what Mr. Estrada said
Maybe she is just interested in women when it comes down to "whats under the hood"
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Old 09-27-2012, 01:24 PM   #34
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whats the point of deciding you are 'a woman trapped inside a mans body' getting your junk cut off and growing a pair of bristols then deciding you are a lesbian, no you moron, you're a dude.

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I have been known to change a straight girl into a lesbian!
LOL! Glad to know I'm not the only one.
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I'm totally gonna apply for this.

Do we have to sleep in the same bed?
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whats the point of deciding you are 'a woman trapped inside a mans body' getting your junk cut off and growing a pair of bristols then deciding you are a lesbian, no you moron, you're a dude.
huh?
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I agree. It's always confused me. Nothing against gay people, as everyone on the board knows I'm about as pro gay as anyone here and have fought in the threads and in real life, but that is still one thing I just don't get. I will have to ask my friend. Maybe MRCboicgy can weigh in.
This is probably where I'd get in trouble by answering, but might as well, as I have a few drinks in me already and am watching Craig Ferguson (woo having Friday off!)

There are always a segment of gay guys and lesbians that are only attracted to girly guys/butch chicks. I know it's an easy stereotype to make, because it easily answers the "who's the man?" question, but it's not as widely spread as you think. The thing is, for those people, it's such a narrow subsegment to be attracted to.

Why? I really don't know. I asked a friend once why she only dates girls that look like Justin Bieber (ha!), and she told me that girls that look like girls are repulsive to her. I've dated queeny guys and extra-butch guys, and to me and most of my friends, we'd rather be with men who are men.
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http://jam.canoe.ca/Movies/2012/10/0...6-reuters.html

Paramount Pictures has tapped Sacha Baron Cohen and his Four By Two production company to develop The Lesbian, the studio announced Thursday.

The project was inspired by Hong Kong tycoon Cecil Chao’s $65 million dowry offer last week to any man who successfully woos his lesbian daughter, Gigi Chao, into a heterosexual marriage.
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Wake up, that girl is attractive no matter which way you look at it. And for 65 mill?

The movie will be great.
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