09-27-2012, 12:38 AM
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Can You Turn a Lesbian Straight? $65million if you can!
Yay it's actually $65millionUSD! Lesbians be damned! ummm i guess dyked....
A Hong Kong property magnate, anxious to marry off his lesbian daughter, has offered $65 million to the man who can win her heart.
The offer comes despite the fact that businessman Cecil Chao Sze-tsung’s 33-year-old daughter, Gigi, is reported to have married to her female partner of seven years, in April.
Chao, 76 and one of Hong Kong’s richest men, said the money would help his future son-in-law to establish a new business, according to Business Insider.
http://www.calgaryherald.com/technol...667/story.html
Last edited by Bertuzzied; 09-27-2012 at 09:29 AM.
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09-27-2012, 12:44 AM
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I am going to need 7 bungee cords, a bottle of nasal spray, 4 dozen White Castle sliders and lots and lots of fabric softener.
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09-27-2012, 12:47 AM
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She's meh.... btw bertuzzied, I love your sig..haha.
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09-27-2012, 12:49 AM
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I will show her the dark side of the internet. That should be good enough.
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09-27-2012, 12:58 AM
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She's meh.... btw bertuzzied, I love your sig..haha.
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Is $9million meh? Of course it's not going to be easy.
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09-27-2012, 01:15 AM
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I hope this old man realizes money isnt the reason.
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09-27-2012, 01:28 AM
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From what I gather from another article, that $65 million is USD, not HKD...
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09-27-2012, 01:34 AM
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Didn't they already discover the cure for homosexuality? Pretty sure it's breast milk
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09-27-2012, 01:35 AM
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Probably not, but I'd turn lesbian for $65 mil.
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09-27-2012, 03:18 AM
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I'd be gay for $65 million.
As long as I get to choose between Michael Fassbender, Chris Hemsworth and Hugh Jackman.
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09-27-2012, 05:03 AM
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I'd be gay for $65 million.
As long as I get to choose between Michael Fassbender, Chris Hemsworth and Hugh Jackman.
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If you've got specific guys in mind, it sounds like you already are.
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09-27-2012, 08:30 AM
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*oops, didn't see Jude's response*
The article I read said it was $HK500 mill, which is approximately $65 mill canadian.
http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches...-daughter-gigi
I'd suggest taking the money, the girl and her partner, but she's not much of a looker.
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09-27-2012, 09:12 AM
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this offer has to make for some interesting conversation at the family dinner table.
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09-27-2012, 09:16 AM
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I'd be gay for $65 million.
As long as I get to choose between Michael Fassbender, Chris Hemsworth and Hugh Jackman.
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Nope. Your choices are Randy Quaid, Jonah Hill or the Incredible Hulk.
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09-27-2012, 09:28 AM
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Meh, I'd be willing to work out a deal.
You think this chick would be up for a sham marriage for $33.5 MM?
Plus, she's not bad looking!
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09-27-2012, 09:32 AM
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Meh, I'd be willing to work out a deal.
You think this chick would be up for a sham marriage for $33.5 MM?
Plus, she's not bad looking!
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I'm sure if her father is a billionaire, $33mil is nothing for her.
Make-up does wonder dude! you could look like a hot asian chick too. hmmmmmm
yay!!!!! Step one.....
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09-27-2012, 10:36 AM
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How hard could it be, her partner already looks like a man. There must be some guy out there that is an expert of going "down to chinatown" on her 
Shes ok, with with 65M she is a stunner.
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09-27-2012, 10:42 AM
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Couldn't you really only "turn her" bi?
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09-27-2012, 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by 3 Justin 3
I'd be gay for $65 million.
As long as I get to choose between Michael Fassbender, Chris Hemsworth and Hugh Jackman.
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You have to receive from Samuel L. Jackson.
But you can't close your eyes or pretend he's someone else.
The lights have to be on and no background music either.
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09-27-2012, 12:02 PM
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You have to receive from Samuel L. Jackson.
But you can't close your eyes or pretend he's someone else.
The lights have to be on and no background music either.
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Does 3 Justin 3 Wallace look like a bitch?
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