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Old 09-25-2012, 12:11 PM   #21
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There's a bacon shortage because we're putting the stuff in everything from beer to mayonaisse to personal lubricant!
And vodka.
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Old 09-25-2012, 12:12 PM   #22
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There's a bacon shortage because we're putting the stuff in everything from beer to mayonaisse to personal lubricant!
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The brain is hardwired to crave bacon is most people. It'll even turn vegetarians to meat eaters once in awhile.



http://www.npr.org/blogs/health/2011...or-vegetarians
I'm a huge fan of fatty meats. I'm just saying the pork is wasted on bacon when it could be cooking something else way more yummy!

Cathay pacific is serving this on their flights now!!

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I'm not a bacon fan either.
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Old 09-25-2012, 12:40 PM   #27
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Time to crack each others heads open and feast on the goo inside.
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Old 09-25-2012, 12:43 PM   #28
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Does this mean Kevin Bacon is taking 2013 off?
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Old 09-25-2012, 12:49 PM   #29
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I'm a huge fan of fatty meats. I'm just saying the pork is wasted on bacon when it could be cooking something else way more yummy!

Cathay pacific is serving this on their flights now!!


Yes, but bacon comes from the belly, the only alternatives to bacon are side pork, or fatyy a$$ ground pork/ sausage meat. Bacon is by far the best thing to come out of a hogs belly .
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Old 09-25-2012, 12:50 PM   #30
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Is the whole internet fad of "OMG I love bacon so much more than you!" fad going to die off yet?
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Old 09-25-2012, 12:57 PM   #32
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Is the whole internet fad of "OMG I love bacon so much more than you!" fad going to die off yet?
Maybe not die off, but sometime in 2013, there will be a significant shortage.......
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Old 09-25-2012, 01:03 PM   #33
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Old 09-25-2012, 01:24 PM   #34
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Couldn't quite make the leap that those products are used as feed for pigs which produce bacon, eh?
It appears sarcasm without green text was too complex for you. Don't fear, I will simplify it next time.
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Old 09-25-2012, 01:31 PM   #35
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It appears sarcasm without green text was too complex for you. Don't fear, I will simplify it next time.
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Old 09-25-2012, 02:04 PM   #37
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No hockey and no freaking bacon?

I'm going to stock up on beer tonight just in case it's next.

Maybe this is a huge conspiracy to get normally passive Canadians to become aggressive?
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Old 09-25-2012, 02:07 PM   #38
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I love Bacon, but I rarely eat it ... because I'm too fat and don't want to die
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It appears sarcasm without green text was too complex for you. Don't fear, I will simplify it next time.
Oh no, I made a sarcastic joke about your sarcastic joke so you get your panties in a bunch and make a weak attempt to insult me. It appears that you require green text for your own comprehension.
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