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Old 08-28-2012, 12:17 PM   #81
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Old 08-28-2012, 01:13 PM   #82
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I can understand both sides of it now that I have had a kid.

This morning i spent a good 20 mins, wrestling with my 14 month son. He was trying to hit me with a pillow and then run and hide. Great times.

I go to change his diaper so I can get him dressed for day-care. Pee all over my freshly dry-cleaned shirt. Have to go get a new shirt. Bad times.

Drop him off at daycare and he runs in to join the other kids. But before he gets there he turns around waves bye and smiles. Great times.

This is the life of a parent. It is such a crazy roller-coaster.

I personally love it and have always wanted the challenge of kids, however I completely understand that not every one wants that.

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Old 09-14-2012, 11:20 AM   #83
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I'm out. Had a vasectomy this morning. Not fun for sure but not as bad as I thought it was going to be. Drove myself to and from.

We had our second child last year when I was 41 and I'm getting too gawddamned old to be worried about getting the wife pregnant again. As I type this I can feel the freezing starting to wear off...oh jeezus.
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Old 09-14-2012, 11:26 AM   #84
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The good ole snip, I am in line for that one. I hope it goes well and I don't have to go back for 2nd or 3rd attempts because the boys go universal soldier and build a new bridge.
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Old 09-15-2012, 02:54 AM   #85
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I'm out. Had a vasectomy this morning. Not fun for sure but not as bad as I thought it was going to be. Drove myself to and from.

We had our second child last year when I was 41 and I'm getting too gawddamned old to be worried about getting the wife pregnant again. As I type this I can feel the freezing starting to wear off...oh jeezus.
Hang in there buddy. The procedure is not bad at all, but yeah the next week can sure suck.
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Old 09-16-2012, 12:00 PM   #86
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I always get a kick out of these parenting threads on CP. What a nightmare you folks have to live through.
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