09-13-2012, 11:56 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: CGY
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Quote:
Originally Posted by vanisleflamesfan
You can't try to make a satirical thread on CP. There is a CP Law of Inversion in which serious threads about horrible crimes become 'who can come up with the best one-liner' contests and joke threads become 'why won't someone think of the children' threads.
If you wanted a satirical thread you should have gone with something like this:
I am, by nature, a highly depressive person, and I am scheduled to go off my meds and be released from the mental hospital on the exact day that the NHL season is supposed to start. I am deeply worried that I may do something drastic if there is no hockey this season.
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Maybe I should try to blame the lockout on religion or gays?
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09-13-2012, 11:58 AM
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#22
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Your Mother's Place.
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Now yer talkin'!
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09-13-2012, 12:10 PM
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#23
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Traditional_Ale
Maybe I should try to blame the lockout on religion or gays?
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I blame the lockout on our proximity to Airdrie and the disappearance of Springs1 from this forum
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09-13-2012, 12:12 PM
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#24
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: CGY
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Quote:
Originally Posted by trumpethead
I blame the lockout on our proximity to Airdrie and the disappearance of Springs1 from this forum
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True. Nothing good happens in Airdrie. It's a good thing their daily commute to Calgary is so fast!
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09-13-2012, 12:23 PM
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#25
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Market Mall Food Court
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Traditional_Ale
True. Nothing good happens in Airdrie. It's a good thing their daily commute to Calgary is so fast!
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Not after those toll booths hit!
Get er done Bunk!!
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09-13-2012, 12:26 PM
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#26
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Powerplay Quarterback
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I cant wait to see more poker on TV.
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09-13-2012, 12:31 PM
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#27
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Market Mall Food Court
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Flames and the NHL fold, Calgarypuck.com will be renamed Calgaryfootball.com. Iginla will be our 3rd string QB and Glencross will be riding the horse after every touchdown.
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09-13-2012, 12:37 PM
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#28
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Traditional_Ale
True. Nothing good happens in Airdrie. It's a good thing their daily commute to Calgary is so fast!
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20 minutes door-to-door is what I've heard. Doesn't matter where the door is - its 20 minutes guaranteed.
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09-13-2012, 12:39 PM
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#29
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: wearing raccoons for boots
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I would like a cheese sandwich, who do I have to fight for it?
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09-13-2012, 12:44 PM
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#30
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Quote:
Originally Posted by puffnstuff
I would like a cheese sandwich, who do I have to fight for it?
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This guy.
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09-13-2012, 12:47 PM
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#31
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Market Mall Food Court
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Quote:
Originally Posted by trumpethead
This guy.
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We can have an LOLcat game thread every nite there is suppose to be a game.
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09-13-2012, 12:55 PM
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#1 Goaltender
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How about every night there is supposed to be a game, we skip straight ahead to the PGT and post our GIFs? I'm talking about 82 threads filled with GIFs and posts on how big of a pylon Bouwmeester is.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Street Pharmacist
If ever there was an oilering
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Connor Zary will win the Hart Trophy in 2027.
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09-13-2012, 12:58 PM
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#33
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: CGY
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I think we should find stray cats, hop them up on cocaine, and make them fight to the death in some kind of kitty octagon. Live webstreaming!
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09-13-2012, 01:41 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Park Hyatt Tokyo
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Quote:
Originally Posted by puffnstuff
I would like a cheese sandwich, who do I have to fight for it?
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You have to fight this kid first.
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09-13-2012, 01:54 PM
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#35
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Franchise Player
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Cancer is cured ,Cold Fusion becomes a reality, and time travel is invented , as Calgary's productivity increases 1100% as people now work for 7 hrs and spend 1 hr on Calgarypuck as opposed to the current 1 HR working and 7 Hrs on this site.
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09-13-2012, 02:03 PM
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#36
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bertuzzied
We can have an LOLcat game thread every nite there is suppose to be a game.
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We could start a LOLcat fantasy league.
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09-13-2012, 02:03 PM
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#37
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Traditional_Ale
Maybe I should try to blame the lockout on religion or gays?
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Gay Christian Mafia? Wheres MRCboicgy? Get it done!
Quote:
Originally Posted by puffnstuff
I would like a cheese sandwich, who do I have to fight for it?
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This guy. But be warned; hes been training....also the bit about the family is probably a lie....
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The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves!
This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans
If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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09-13-2012, 02:14 PM
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#38
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Conquering the world one 7-11 at a time
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CP will be fine. This place will be a ghost town after all of us are drafted into the City of Calgary's newly-formed Nose Hill improvement squad.
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09-13-2012, 02:27 PM
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#39
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Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Cleveland, OH (Grew up in Calgary)
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-pylon and CaptainCrunch will return and become mods
-flameswin's name will be changed to flameslose and we will win the President's Trophy because of it.
-saskflames's teenage friends will sign up and cause havok
-MMF will continue to get a lot of thanks
-jamoro will film another video that gets on the news
-Notorious Honey Badger and Champion will make legendary returns
-Iginla will be given back his old account
-People will continue to hate Bouwmeester
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09-13-2012, 02:31 PM
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#40
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In the Sin Bin
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Less annoying, non-funny hockey related posts in the Funny and Cool Pic thread.
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