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Old 09-12-2012, 10:52 AM   #1
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Old 09-12-2012, 11:05 AM   #2
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Why do you need wiener juice?
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Old 09-12-2012, 01:50 PM   #3
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my wife has been complaining that i am too big, is there something that will do the opposite of this wonder drug?
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Nm. Double post
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my wife has been complaining that i am too big, is there something that will do the opposite of this wonder drug?
Read this.

http://www.hindawi.com/crim/em/2012/154025/

It will cause your genitals to shrink
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Old 09-12-2012, 08:16 PM   #6
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my wife has been complaining that i am too big, is there something that will do the opposite of this wonder drug?
Watching The Bachelor should help with your ailment.
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Old 09-12-2012, 08:21 PM   #7
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Old 09-12-2012, 09:36 PM   #8
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It was more a question for gym rats and suppie junkies, I thought we might have a few on this board.. lets change the topic to something more fun.
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Old 09-13-2012, 11:01 AM   #9
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Mister Socko should've won the hardcore title in '99.
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Old 09-13-2012, 11:01 AM   #10
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Sock puppets are better than a Pink Sock
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Old 09-13-2012, 11:09 AM   #11
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Old 09-13-2012, 11:10 AM   #12
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^^^^^ beaten by five seconds!
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Old 09-13-2012, 11:29 AM   #13
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I got no problems with sock puppets. Its those damn chin puppets that rattle me.

Had to sit through an hour long Christmas play of that when I was a young kid, had nightmares for a week after.
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