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Old 08-31-2012, 12:41 PM   #21
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The emergency room was busy that afternoon. I had just started my shift and was making my way through a scrum of frantic doctors, nurses, and orderlies when I heard yelling coming from the ambulance bay entrance.
“Put her down now!” I recognized the stern voice of Herb, one of our security guards.
“Get a stretcher, stat,” said Ellie, the head nurse.
“You’re hurting her,” a woman yelled.
I ran to the ambulance bay, rounded a corner, and saw a huge man, seven-foot-something, holding a petite woman, maybe five feet tall, by her feet, her head dangling down. “I have to hold her this way,” the man insisted.
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Old 09-02-2012, 11:25 AM   #22
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Inmate makes prison break but then changes his mind

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Old 09-02-2012, 11:46 AM   #23
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I find this more inspiring then weird, and I have tremendous respect for the dad. But thought it would fit in here

"Dad Protects Son from Bullies by Wearing a Skirt. Guess What? It Works."

http://shine.yahoo.com/parenting/dad...153600107.html
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Old 09-03-2012, 07:10 PM   #24
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Man eats 18 live Taspars (but does he sees 5 lights?)

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Old 09-05-2012, 11:56 AM   #25
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http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNew.../20150421.html

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A group of tourists spent hours Saturday night looking for a missing woman near Iceland's Eldgja canyon, only to find her among the search party.
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One of the women on the bus left to change her clothes and freshen up. When she came back, her busmates didn't recognize her.

Soon, there was word of a missing passenger. The woman didn't recognize the description of herself, and joined in the search.
This has Seinfeld episode written all over it.
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Old 09-05-2012, 12:09 PM   #26
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This has Seinfeld episode written all over it.

oh boy oh boy oh boy, my first fata

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Old 09-05-2012, 08:03 PM   #27
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naked man interrupts a TV interview with an elderly couple
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Old man: "I outta go out there and start an ass kicking contest!"
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Old 09-05-2012, 08:24 PM   #28
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oh boy oh boy oh boy, my first fata
Damn you!
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Old 09-06-2012, 01:36 PM   #29
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If they didn't say it, I'd have NO idea:

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNew.../20169831.html

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Deep-fried Mars bars are unhealthy, says Mars
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A family owned pub in Scotland has come under fire for its famous deep-fried Mars bars, which the chocolate-covered nougat-maker says is "not in line" with the company's policy of promoting a "healthy active lifestyle"
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Old 09-07-2012, 11:55 PM   #30
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CLEVELAND -- The Ohio parents of Olympic gold medalist Tianna Madison have sued her, saying she spread stories they had been selfish and bullying and cheated her financially.

Elyria residents Robert and Jo Ann Madison filed the libel, slander and defamation lawsuit Thursday in Cuyahoga County Common Pleas Court in Cleveland. They say they've been loving, supportive and generous parents.
http://espn.go.com/olympics/summer/2...g-sued-parents

Sounds like a good way to prove her wrong.
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