09-05-2012, 09:28 PM
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Try and friend or PM exes.
The wife forgot to log out once, so I changed her status to something like "I am drinking heavily tonight, like my status and I will drunk dial you after midnight"
The MIL also forgot to log out, so I made a status about her going to watch her grandson's hockey game and hoping that she could sneak in the wine skin into the arena. Thought about changing the relationship status, but then opted not to.
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09-05-2012, 09:38 PM
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#22
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Voted for Kodos
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I changed my step mom's status to say something like "I have the best step children ever!"
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09-05-2012, 09:45 PM
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#23
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Tell everyone you just acted out the exact scene off Kenny vs spenny where he had to smash the blow up dolls hole and call him grandpappy.
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09-05-2012, 10:49 PM
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#24
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Calgary
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Instead of a status, you could create a "My coming out party" event and invite everyone on his friends list to it.
Or change the relationship status. That, for whatever reason, always gets a lot of attention.
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09-05-2012, 11:01 PM
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#25
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: I don't belong here
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I got caught before I could submit my friend's name change to Justin Bieber.
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09-06-2012, 12:35 AM
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#26
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First Line Centre
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2 pills down and 3 to go, then the doctor said it should clear right up.
I don't know why they call it the "clap" bit I should get a round of applause for taking that beast down.
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09-06-2012, 12:38 AM
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#27
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Franchise Player
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Change their language to Pirate.
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09-06-2012, 08:33 AM
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#28
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CP's Fraser Crane
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I like to just go down there news feed and make weird/random comments on other peoples stuff.
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09-06-2012, 09:41 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Neither here nor there
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My buddy always used to leave his blackberry lying around when he went out for a smoke. His brother and I would come up with some good bbm statuses for him.
"What I wouldn't give for a big strong man to come hold me right now"
"I wonder if this rash is contagious"
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09-06-2012, 09:52 AM
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#30
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In the Sin Bin
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Quote:
Originally Posted by You Need a Thneed
I changed my step mom's status to say something like "I have the best step children ever!"
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Woah easy there cowboy. Lets not get crazy.
The best one I've ever seen done is sharing a ridiculous Bieber or One Direction song (it has to be one of the more girly ones) with a sincere comment like "Wow, I'm actually loving this song. I'm impressed" and then liking their fan page as well.
Next time I will either:
a) Share a ridiculous porn video.
b) Post "Thank you for the most amazing friends who are so accepting. Coming out was one of the most difficult things I've ever done. I'm so lucky to have you guys"
c) Post "Wow, my mom has a smoking body"
Flawless victory.
Last edited by polak; 09-06-2012 at 09:57 AM.
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09-06-2012, 10:06 AM
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#31
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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Aeneas logged onto my CP account one time, and alleged I was suffering from certain digestive difficulties. I think it was in our LA trip thread.
He went easy on me.
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09-06-2012, 10:07 AM
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Backup Goalie
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Calgary
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One of my buddies in college was logged in on the main computer our house used. He was always kind of romantic and mushy towards the fairer sex, and he had a long list of 'interests' on his profile. I put 'sexual intercourse' right in the middle and logged out. Made him look like a total creeper and the whole house just laughed about it for months until he finally revamped his Facebook. He flipped when he saw it.
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09-06-2012, 02:28 PM
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#33
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Quote:
Originally Posted by polak
Woah easy there cowboy. Lets not get crazy.
The best one I've ever seen done is sharing a ridiculous Bieber or One Direction song (it has to be one of the more girly ones) with a sincere comment like "Wow, I'm actually loving this song. I'm impressed" and then liking their fan page as well.
Next time I will either:
a) Share a ridiculous porn video.
b) Post "Thank you for the most amazing friends who are so accepting. Coming out was one of the most difficult things I've ever done. I'm so lucky to have you guys"
c) Post "Wow, my mom has a smoking body"
Flawless victory.
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now this is how to make facebook fun again......
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09-06-2012, 02:33 PM
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#34
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Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Cleveland, OH (Grew up in Calgary)
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"I'm a flaming homosexual". Yup, i'm so original.
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09-06-2012, 02:40 PM
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In the Sin Bin
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hockey_Ninja
"I'm a flaming homosexual". Yup, i'm so original.
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Believability is crucial.
You have to convince your audience that the victim is actually a flaming homosexual. You need to think, what would a legitamite homosexual post on facebook if he wanted to declare that he is infact, super gay.
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09-06-2012, 02:45 PM
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#36
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Vancouver
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^^^
"(male name), I found your underwear in my sheets but lost your number. Facebook me if you want them back. Thank you for opening my eyes to this whole new world!"
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09-06-2012, 02:53 PM
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#37
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by troutman
Aeneas logged onto my CP account one time, and alleged I was suffering from certain digestive difficulties. I think it was in our LA trip thread.
He went easy on me.
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http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthr...+aeneas&page=4
Post 70 ish...
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09-06-2012, 09:36 PM
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#38
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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09-06-2012, 10:07 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Change the status to something ridiculous and very obvious, but the real trick is to sign them up to every single game/page/fansite/what-have-you that can possibly be thought of. Eventually they'll find that their wall is filled with updates from the most random and probably NSFW updates. It also takes them forever to figure out why they are getting them and how to get rid of them.
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09-07-2012, 02:36 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: right here of course
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How about "Good news, the rash is no longer contagious!"
Or something to that effect...
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