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Old 08-30-2012, 11:20 AM   #1
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Nurse plagued by up to 100 orgasms a day
http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/201...orgasms-a-day/

A nurse in New Jersey, who fell down some stairs 11 years ago, has been left with a medical condition in which she is constantly aroused, according to the Daily Mail.

Even the slightest pelvic movement – on a train, in a car, doing domestic chores – can trigger a climax, but the sheer volume has left her tired, in pain and unable to have a normal relationship.
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Mounties slammed for ogling jail cell sex romp
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The RCMP watchdog has berated four “voyeuristic” Mounties for watching female prisoners have sex in a cell.
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So it's really the Ongoing Weird Sex Thread.
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Old 08-30-2012, 02:02 PM   #5
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So it's really the Ongoing Weird Sex Thread.
shut up you, you'll queer the whole deal.
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Mounties slammed for ogling jail cell sex romp
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/2.../20154071.html

The RCMP watchdog has berated four “voyeuristic” Mounties for watching female prisoners have sex in a cell.
And one of the women is suing everybody.

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/2.../16166871.html
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Old 08-30-2012, 02:42 PM   #7
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Slash Recalls Finding Mom Naked With David Bowie

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This morning more than 30 trucks filled up with coins of 5 cents arrived at Apple’s headquarters in California. Initially, the security company that protects the facility said it was diverted to the wrong place, but minutes later, Tim Cook (Apple CEO) received a call from Samsung CEO explaining that they will pay $1 billion dollars for the fine recently ruled against the South Korean company in this way.
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Pity it is fata, would've been funny
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Old 08-30-2012, 10:11 PM   #10
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Gives a new meaning to "####ed in the head."

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^ that Samsung thing would have been hilarious.

A buddy of mine owed another friend $200 after a night of poker. He got it a few days later, all in jam jars full of honey and pennies...
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Old 08-31-2012, 06:56 AM   #12
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Pity it is fata, would've been funny
I question your use of fata
But yah, pity is is fake, would have been funny.
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Thieves steal up to $30m of Maple Syrup in Quebec

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http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/7554...d-for-loud-sex

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Passionate love making by Jessica Angel and Colin Mackenzie has upset their neighbours, leading the Adelaide couple to face being fined A$4000 (NZ$5134) for having sex a little too loudly.
The hefty fine is for breaching the Environmental Protection Act of 1993, News Ltd reports.
Under South Australian law, noise is classified as a form of pollution and that includes vibration
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http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/910260-...zly-bear-billy

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The friendly 18-month-old bear was adopted by animal handler Mark Dumas and his wife Dawn as a cub last year and has been enjoying their company ever since.
Billy regularly accompanies the duo to their favourite watering hole near their home in Vancouver, Canada, where he can easily get his paws up onto the bar.
After taking in a game of pool, the 250lbs (18st) brown giant joins his family relaxing in the living room with a spot of TV.

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MacKenzie blamed his girlfriend for the noise. "Our average sex goes anywhere from four, six, seven hours, basically five nights a week," he said.
"That's pretty much why I am asleep at six o'clock in the afternoon.
"I will probably die of a heart attack.
"She is almost killing me as it is."
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Tough life for him.
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Tough life for him.

hhhmmmmm would you like to re-tract:

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She looks kind of like Debbie Downer.

Debbie goin' Downer.

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