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Old 08-14-2012, 07:11 PM   #21
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Neither do I, but when you're desperate you have to put all the cards on the table.
You gotta put more than just your "cards" on the table.
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Old 08-14-2012, 07:12 PM   #22
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Neither do I, but when you're desperate you have to put all the cards on the table.
Exactly. In fact the other day I was walking by a bus stop and I saw Rerun giving a BJ for bus fare to get home. The weird thing is, when he was done the guy asked Rerun if he wanted to sit with him on the bus, and Rerun said "No thanks, I'm gonna walk home".
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Old 08-14-2012, 07:14 PM   #23
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Neither do I, but when you're desperate you have to put all the cards on the table.
Thanks Kenny.
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Old 08-14-2012, 07:16 PM   #24
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Guys can you please stop trying to derail my tread?
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Old 08-14-2012, 07:17 PM   #25
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Guys can you please stop trying to derail my tread?

sorry, derailing your tread is not fair, it will be damn near impossible to stay on the road.
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Neither do I, but when you're desperate you have to put all the cards on the table.
He has 2 months. What's your dire situation?
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Old 08-14-2012, 07:21 PM   #27
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He has 2 months. What's your dire situation?

blue balls?
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Old 08-14-2012, 07:21 PM   #28
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He has 2 months. What's your dire situation?
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blue balls?
ha ha maybe. would be awkward to bring a girl home
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He appeared to be so desperate for bus money that he had to give a blow job, but then walked home, implying that he enjoys giving blowjobs.
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He appeared to be so desperate for bus money that he had to give a blow job, but then walked home, implying that he enjoys giving blowjobs.

ok what?
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Old 08-14-2012, 07:32 PM   #32
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He appeared to be so desperate for bus money that he had to give a blow job, but then walked home, implying that he enjoys giving blowjobs.

maybe he just wanted a breath mint.
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Old 08-14-2012, 07:32 PM   #33
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blue balls?
i gets mine larry, i brings da ruckus to the ladies.
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Old 08-14-2012, 07:33 PM   #34
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you guys have ADD or somthing?
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Old 08-14-2012, 07:34 PM   #35
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you guys have ADD or somthing?

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you guys have ADD or somthing?
What does any of this have to do with math?
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you guys have ADD or somthing?
It's now called ADHD. Attention Defecit Hydroponics Disorder or some ****.
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It's now called ADHD. Attention Defecit Hydroponics Disorder or some ****.
ha ha i don't care what its called but you guys took this thread into a crazy direction
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ha ha i don't care what its called but you guys took this thread into a crazy direction
I'm taking it One direction.....
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Well, flameswin out-gayed me.
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