Four bears break into cabin, consume 100 beers.

[Senator Clay Davis]

A mother bear and her three cubs broke into a Norwegian cabin this week, reportedly drinking more than 100 beers, eating all the food and even knocking over a wall.

"They had a hell of a party in there," owner Even Borthen Nilsen told The Local. "The entire cabin was destroyed."

Nilsen says paw prints on the cabin windows and bear excrement outside the dwelling leave little doubt they were responsible. And besides, your average criminals don't typically break down a wall when the front door will work just fine.

His mother and grandmother were first on the scene, finding the entire cabin ransacked, including a set of destroyed appliances.

"The beds and all kitchen appliances, stove, oven and cupboards and shelves were all smashed to pieces," he said.

ABC News adds that along with the 100 beers, the family of bears also reportedly ate all of the food inside the cabin, which included chocolate spread, honey (of course) and marshmallows.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow...181034427.html

Hopefully it was some quality beer, although part of me wishes it was Four Loko.

[Thor]

Awesome story, I don't get why Yahoo news never loads properly for me though.

[Phanuthier]

There is probably some sliver line to this

[getbak]

His mother and grandmother were first on the scene, finding the entire cabin ransacked, including a set of destroyed appliances.

The twist to the story...Grandma's nickname as a little girl was Goldilocks. REVENGE!!!

[troutman]

What kind of Scandanavian leaves 100 beers lying around without drinking it?

[Hack&Lube]

How does a beer open a bear to drink it?



yes that was on purpose

[Street Pharmacist]

Is there a Goldilocks joke in there somewhere?

[shermanator]

Beers had a better week than I did. Jerks!

[Senator Clay Davis]

Not sure the bears drank the beer so much as they chewed into the cans and the beer just flowed out.

[SebC]

Originally Posted by shermanator

Beers had a better week than I did. Jerks!

You wanted to be drank by four bears?

[Displaced Flames fan]

Bears are awesome. So are beers. Bears drinking beers? It doesn't get much better.

[Locke]

Its come to this gentlemen. Its us or them. We have to kill the bears to save the beer.

[saskflames69]

Bears are so cool. Imagine this guy, sitting back, enjoying a couple of cold ones.



How awesome would that look?

[Kavvy]

Originally Posted by Locke

Its come to this gentlemen. Its us or them. We have to kill the bears to save the beer.

Well, if you want support, I know of a certain late night comedy host with an entire nation and a Superpac behind him willing to back you up in the final battle of Man vs Bear.

[Rifleman]

Originally Posted by Street Pharmacist

Is there a Goldilocks joke in there somewhere?

http://www.partytimedirect.co.uk/ekm...dress-costume-[2]-21522-p.jpg



That's the best one I could find on short notice. Surprisingly, searching for "Goldilocks" on Google with safe search off doesn't yield any porno hits until the third "more results" button. I think there's a huge opportunity here somewhere.

[Sidney Crosby's Hat]

Are they sure that it wasn't a sasquatch?

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Originally Posted by saskflames96

Bears are so cool. Imagine this guy, sitting back, enjoying a couple of cold ones.



How awesome would that look?

That is one the saddest pictures of a bear that I have ever seen - a majestic animal in what appears to be an awful zoo at first glance. The only thing I have seen that is worse than that is a bear in Russia at a gas station chained in a cage that was half the size of my small bedroom.

[BloodFetish]

All about beer!

And bears!

Let's make it interactive!
(pay special attention to question #12...)

[Puppet Guy]

nm

[HPLovecraft]

Bears sounds like beers.