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Old 07-27-2012, 06:22 PM   #1
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http://www.calgarysun.com/2012/07/27...uicide-coverup


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Falsely accusing her father of abuse after sexually mutilating herself in a botched suicide attempt should land a Calgary woman up to 3 1/2 years in prison, a prosecutor said Friday.

But the lawyer for the woman, whom the Sun is not naming to protect her wrongfully accused father, said the offender should be spared jail.

This is one baffling story...how was she trying to kill herself that involved her anus?
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Old 07-27-2012, 06:31 PM   #2
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The article said scissors.

NOT A PLEASANT THOUGHT.
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Old 07-27-2012, 06:35 PM   #3
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Something stinks about this story.
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Old 07-27-2012, 06:40 PM   #4
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While I don't condone what she did it is pretty obvious that she has some serious mental issues that she needs to deal with and I question whether prison is the best place for that to occur. I am thinking no matter what the father went through with the ordeal he would likely agree.
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Old 07-27-2012, 06:58 PM   #5
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This is one baffling story...how was she trying to kill herself that involved her anus?
Anal is the gateway to the heart. Simple human biology.
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Old 07-27-2012, 10:56 PM   #6
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She sure buggered that up.
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Falsely accusing someone of such a horrible crime should warrant a long sentence. The message should get out there. Domestic violence is a serious offense that is treated with serious time. Falsely accusing a anyone of such an act should warrant a longer stay in a government sponsored Hotel California.
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Old 07-28-2012, 08:39 AM   #8
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The article said scissors.

NOT A PLEASANT THOUGHT.
The question is, did she snip or stab?
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Old 07-28-2012, 09:57 AM   #9
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Best headline ever.
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Old 07-29-2012, 12:36 AM   #10
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Old 07-29-2012, 02:08 PM   #11
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If you want to commit anal suicide why not just stick with Taco Bell and Pizza 73 like the rest of us?
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What was the old meaning?
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Old 07-29-2012, 11:15 PM   #14
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I imagine it involved a broomstick and jumping off a roof.

 Because she's actually a witch, what else would she be doing up there with a broomstick between her legs?
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That would be a pretty crappy way to go
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Did she remove an album cover?
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Bummer her plan failed.
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