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Old 07-25-2012, 08:03 AM   #1
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His fame and financial breakthrough pushed him into having up to six wives. His love for sex equally contributed to his patronage of the most beautiful girls in Ugbugbu Owukpa, Ogbadibo Local government area of Benue State where a man who was identified as Uroko Onoja was allegedly raped to death by his 6 jealous wives in the early hour of Tuesday.
http://dailypost.com.ng/2012/07/18/s...h-benue-state/


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Old 07-25-2012, 08:06 AM   #2
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Old 07-25-2012, 08:17 AM   #3
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now that's how I want to go!!!
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Old 07-25-2012, 08:29 AM   #4
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came for Death by Snu Snu

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This is an outrage! Someone needs to award this man his 'luckiest man in Benue State' medal right away.
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Old 07-25-2012, 08:34 AM   #6
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Odachi had a meeting before Uroko returned home invaded her room with knives and sticks, demanding that their husband have sex with all of them at once. Uroko who resisted their attack was overpowered by the women who ordered that the sex march begin with the youngest wife and to continue in that order to the top.
Our correspondent reported that Uroko stopped breathing when the fifth woman was making her way to the bed.
This man died living the dream. Thoughts and prayers.
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Old 07-25-2012, 08:35 AM   #7
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Link isn't working for me... I'm on a mobile though.
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Old 07-25-2012, 08:36 AM   #8
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I guess it depends. Were any objects involved? If he was raped sideways with a hockey stick, then not so lucky.

(The link doesn't work for me)
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I couldn't get the link either, so I found the story here:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti....html?ITO=1490

between this guy and the guy who died last week getting a lap dance, there's been a lot of sex-related deaths lately.
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You heartless b*astards, a man died!!! Show some compassion! /cpdebbiedowner
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Uroko Onoja

Ugbugbu Owukpa

Ogbadibo

Okpe Odoh

Ochanja

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Old 07-25-2012, 09:26 AM   #13
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
His last words?
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The mind is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
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If I have to die, I'd choose to die this way. Rest in peace you lucky bast***.
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This thread is useless without pics of the women.
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The mansogyny in this thread is typical of cp, sickening.
Hahahahahaha. Fotze's best post in the last two years
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Reading the reactions in this thread is interesting; everyone is joking and saying how this would be such an awesome way to die. If the headline was reversed ("Six men rape woman to death"), I'm sure the comments would mainly consist of detailed descriptions of the cruel and painful torture the posters would like to see inflicted on the murderer-rapists.
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