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Old 07-18-2012, 12:50 PM   #81
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Weird was watching a live sex show in Budapest. We were in the front row, and the guy was waving to us and giving the thumbs up, while he plowed a hot eastern european chick.
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Old 07-18-2012, 12:59 PM   #82
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Was at the Whiskey a couple years back. August 4, 2007. I was sitting on the sidewalk with a friend right in front of the door and I see a black 300 coming down the street. These 2 guys were super drunk and were stumbling in the middle of the street. The car was going pretty fast but I was pretty drunk so I couldn't gauge how fast the guy was going. Not sure if he saw the 2 guys but he just mowed them down. One guy flew off to the sidewalk. The other guy flew like a rag doll a couple stories high. I'm pretty sure he flew higher than the trees.

Still remember the sound of the car hitting them to this day.
One of the victims was a good friend of mine. The guy that hit them was a crackhead who thought the cops were chasing him. He received no prison time upon being convicted because he got double credit for time served awaiting trial. He thought the trial was a big joke, if I could have killed him in the courtroom, I would have. He was shot by police a year or so ago but unfortunately they missed his head and he survived.
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Old 07-18-2012, 01:05 PM   #83
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One of the victims was a good friend of mine. The guy that hit them was a crackhead who thought the cops were chasing him. He received no prison time upon being convicted because he got double credit for time served awaiting trial. He thought the trial was a big joke, if I could have killed him in the courtroom, I would have. He was shot by police a year or so ago but unfortunately they missed his head and he survived.
and your friend was ok?
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Old 07-18-2012, 01:08 PM   #84
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I watched the "Faces of Death" video when I was 19. Some screwed up sh*t in that one. Thankfully I was drunk and I've forgotten a lot of it, but the image of the guy being put to death by electrocution still sticks in my head.
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Old 07-18-2012, 01:09 PM   #85
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and your friend was ok?
No, both my friend and his buddy were killed instantly.
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Old 07-18-2012, 01:21 PM   #86
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When I was around 4 living in Hong Kong, the apartment building I lived in had a domestic dispute one afternoon. The man had chopped his wife and nephew with a butchers knife not killing but injuring them. The two trying to flee had ran to the elevator and blood was gushing out of both of them. A few minutes later the man realizing what was about to happen to him as police was on their way jumped from the 24th floor and turned himself into a nice warm meat paste. This was when my mom and I were walking by when she picked me up from pre-school. My mom quickly picked me up and brought me in the building so I didn't have to look at that anymore but a bloody elevator was waiting for us there.
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Old 07-18-2012, 01:23 PM   #87
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No, both my friend and his buddy were killed instantly.
Oh, I'm sorry.
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Old 07-18-2012, 01:33 PM   #88
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no doubt i used to dig graves at the cemetary in springbank and did maybe a dozen infant and child burials, deafeningly sombre to lower the caskets.
My dad use to do the same thing when he was like 18-20 years old. I remember him telling me stories that when bringing them out to the yard he would sing Alice Coopers Dead Babies the trip out there.

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Old 07-18-2012, 01:34 PM   #89
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I really, really wish I didnt watch some of that Unknown russian soldier. Thank's for giving me future nightmares CP. Imagine if one of those soldiers were one of your family members or friends.
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Old 07-18-2012, 01:41 PM   #90
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I really, really wish I didnt watch some of that Unknown russian soldier. Thank's for giving me future nightmares CP. Imagine if one of those soldiers were one of your family members or friends.
fotze tricked me into looking for tub girl and after i saw an even worse one called kids in a sandbox. Dear god i had trouble sleeping last night
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Old 07-18-2012, 02:28 PM   #91
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I win. That is all
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Old 07-18-2012, 02:32 PM   #92
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I watched the "Faces of Death" video when I was 19. Some screwed up sh*t in that one. Thankfully I was drunk and I've forgotten a lot of it, but the image of the guy being put to death by electrocution still sticks in my head.
Turns out it was fake. The foam from the guy's mouth was done with toothpaste.

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You mean, the famous electric chair scene was fake? But the guy was foaming at the mouth and everything!

"We built a cell in a friend's loft, and we lined the guy's mouth with toothpaste," says Schwartz, laughing. "My research material for that: I happened to pick up a Hustler magazine and there was this great article about electrocution that really detailed how a person is executed. . . . And that's what I used as my basis."

He used the fake name to prevent bias at his other jobs, writing for TV shows such as Night Rider, Street Hawk and The Fall Guy as well as original movies for HBO and Showtime. But to date, the original Faces of Death has grossed over $30-million. It cost $450,000 to make. These days, Schwartz proudly includes Faces of Death on his resume when cashing in on the "reality" entertainment trend which he helped pioneer.
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Old 07-18-2012, 02:58 PM   #93
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A guy being hacked to pieces with an axe, that's probably the most disturbing online video I've seen.
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Old 07-18-2012, 03:04 PM   #94
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I honestly don't know what's worse. People's personal stories or the shock sites. Edge goes to the shock sites.
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Old 07-18-2012, 03:11 PM   #95
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Walking in on my parents having sex when I was a kid
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Old 07-18-2012, 03:13 PM   #96
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Walking in on my parents having sex when I was a kid
######################## that is not cool, man. Now i'll have that image stuck in my mind all day
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Old 07-18-2012, 03:13 PM   #97
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I would say there is some really crazy stuff on the internet

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Old 07-18-2012, 03:17 PM   #98
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No the one I saw was from Mexico, drug related.

Kids in a sandbox is pretty gross, doesn't really compare to the dude who had a glass jar break while trying to stick it where the sun don't shine...
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Tijuana is full of disturbing scenes.
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Old 07-18-2012, 03:19 PM   #100
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... the dude who had a glass jar break while trying to stick it where the sun don't shine...

Ah, ****. I'd forgotten all about that. Thanks for reminding me.
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