07-17-2012, 03:14 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Abbotsford, BC
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I was at Cultus Lake a few years back in Chilliwack and this is my most disturbing story. Not sure if this story should be in NSFW tags, so I'll just do it:
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07-17-2012, 03:17 PM
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#23
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: the dark side of Sesame Street
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guy I worked with back in '98 wasn't thinking and stuck his hand into an industrial-strength veggie chopper while it was running. The sound it made combined with his shriek of pain was an ugly, ugly noise. Surprisingly the guy didn't do any serious damage - lost three fingernails and some blood - but the thought of how bad it could've been is still there.
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07-17-2012, 03:18 PM
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#24
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Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Cleveland, OH (Grew up in Calgary)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hesla
When i was in the Dominican Republic, myself and a couple buddies were in a cab heading for early morning golf. We pulled up to a bit of a traffic jam. When we got to the front of the line we saw a guy laying facedown on the pavement in a pool of blood obviously dead. His scooter was destroyed while a pickup had a dent in the front. The eerie thing was that no one was standing with him or doing anything but hanging out an laughing.
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Sweet jesus. And i thought tubgirl was bad...
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07-17-2012, 03:18 PM
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#25
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Originally Posted by Iginla
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Sharp as the edge of town dude.
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07-17-2012, 03:18 PM
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#26
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Vancouver
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Another thing that kind of disturbed me was an accident scene I drove by before.
It was by Falcon Lake in Manitoba. There was an overturned motor home and although I didn't see actual gore, I remember seeing children's beach toys and Kentucky Fried Chicken spread out on the asphalt. It looked pretty bad.
And I know it sounds stupid, but I can't help but think of car accidents and death when I go to KFC. Similar to how someone I knew back in highschool ate a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios about an hours before she died, I can't even see a box of the stuff without thinking of death.
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07-17-2012, 03:18 PM
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#27
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Abbotsford, BC
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hockey_Ninja
Sweet jesus. And i thought tubgirl was bad...
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Who's tubgirl?
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07-17-2012, 03:20 PM
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#28
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Maryland State House, Annapolis
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Tubgirl, good God can we please avoid posting that link. (even though I believe it's fake)
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07-17-2012, 03:20 PM
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#29
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pierre "Monster" McGuire
Who's tubgirl?
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don't bother, you will thank me.
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07-17-2012, 03:22 PM
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#30
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Basement Chicken Choker
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a land without pants, or war, or want. But mostly we care about the pants.
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fotze.
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07-17-2012, 03:22 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Vancouver
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This might be a good time for someone to link that "snot boy" thread from a while back.
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07-17-2012, 03:24 PM
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#32
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Abbotsford, BC
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FlamesAddiction
This might be a good time for someone to link that "snot boy" thread from a while back.
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One of the funniest stories I've ever heard hahahaha. Also the story where the pooped so much it went everywhere and his wife had to get him new pants. Can't remember which poster that was.
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07-17-2012, 03:25 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Vancouver
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pierre "Monster" McGuire
Who's tubgirl?
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Here is a description, but the site probably has stuff not suitable for work...
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07-17-2012, 03:27 PM
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Self-Retirement
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Guy with leprosy begging for money in Chengdu China. Very disturbing.
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07-17-2012, 03:27 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Abbotsford, BC
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FlamesAddiction
Here is a description, but the site probably has stuff not suitable for work...
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How do synapses in the brain even connect to form such ideas. Somehow, this woman fused the "enema," "bathtub," and "video camera" synapses together to form that action.
My god. I don't get it. I just don't get it.
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07-17-2012, 03:28 PM
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Likes Cartoons
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pierre "Monster" McGuire
I was at Cultus Lake a few years back in Chilliwack and this is my most disturbing story. Not sure if this story should be in NSFW tags, so I'll just do it:
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Just ask Huntingwhale
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07-17-2012, 03:29 PM
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#37
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FlamesAddiction
This might be a good time for someone to link that "snot boy" thread from a while back.
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Found it!
http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?t=13593&
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07-17-2012, 03:34 PM
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#38
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Abbotsford, BC
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hockeyguy15
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Second page, fotze posted the tragedy of what happened in the bathroom stall. 2nd best story on CP next to the snotboy.
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07-17-2012, 03:37 PM
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That Crazy Guy at the Bus Stop
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Springfield Penitentiary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hockeyguy15
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Along similar lines wasn't their a link to a story (with really funny MS Paint drawings) about a guy on his first date and his misadventures in the bathroom?
I can't remember if it was a CPer but I don't think so, pretty sure it linked to beyond or another forum. God I'd love to read taht one again.
Edit: Too slow, looks like the one I'm thinking of was reposted by fotze in that very thread. At least I think it is the same one. I seem to remember some really crude Paint drawings that accompanied the story.
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07-17-2012, 03:38 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Not sure
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FlamesAddiction
Here is a description, but the site probably has stuff not suitable for work...
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Well...the day has arrived. I googled something I wish I hadn't. Wow...
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