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Old 07-05-2012, 12:55 PM   #1
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This is the ad the Vancouver Humane Society is running at the Stampede. I don't really know. I'm on the fence about the rodeo. I definitely support chuckwagon races though.

"Just three months old — Would you abuse a baby to entertain a crowd?"


http://www.calgaryherald.com/news/Va...227/story.html
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Old 07-05-2012, 12:58 PM   #2
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I'd pay to see someone chase the VHS hippies around with ropes.
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Old 07-05-2012, 12:58 PM   #3
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Would you eat a baby with sauteed onions & mushrooms?
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Better question: How delicious would a baby-burger be?
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Old 07-05-2012, 12:59 PM   #5
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I came in here hoping to see an abused baby and I will leave disappointed, so yes.
Tough crowd.
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Do I wanna see animals get hurt and suffer? No. Do I lose sleep over night because we humans slaughter, kill, walk over blah blah blah animals? No.

I think it's a cheap shot.. well no, of course it's a cheap shot meant to pull at the heart strings. It'll work on some ppl. *shrugs*
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Old 07-05-2012, 01:00 PM   #7
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Haha, Vancouver Peta etc. loses to the Stampede every year.

Regardless that the age of one is not equal the age of the other, all their facts are messed up.
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Old 07-05-2012, 01:05 PM   #8
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We pretty much do already.

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Old 07-05-2012, 01:07 PM   #9
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Now that I think of it, I kind of see their point.
I absolutely would not abuse a baby to entertain a crowd.
I would however pay good money to sit drinking beer and watch someone else abuse a baby to entertain me!
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I came into this thread expecting a comment from Fotze.

I was not disappointed.
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Old 07-05-2012, 01:12 PM   #11
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I would pay very good money to watch grown cows hogtie human infants.
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Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?
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Because baby humans are equal to baby cows. They are the exact same thing with the exact same value to all of us.

If you dont value baby cows the same way you value your own child you are a goddamn monster and how dare you exist in our society.

As a matter of fact, right now we should all be thoroughly chastised for our inaction to stabilize the inequality between bovine and human youth.

We have public and separate school systems for our children but we are allowing bovine youth to go uneducated and thus condemning them to their serfdom! as such we are effectively condoning animal slavery.

For shame......for shame....
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Old 07-05-2012, 01:13 PM   #14
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I cannot thank the members of this thread enough.

And the funny thing is, knowing Bertuzzied, that was his plan. Well done sir, well done.
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I haven't laughed so hard in awhile, thank you Locke
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This thread immediately made me think of the song "I like drugs and child abuse" by AC.
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I'm as hypocritical as they come, but calf-roping is the one Stampede event that I just can't watch. It steps over the line for me. Not a huge fan of steer wrestling either.

Still going to eat them though.
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This thread immediately made me think of the song "I like drugs and child abuse" by AC.
What's their stance on bovine abuse?
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Just like the parade, fried foods & Nashville North. PETA getting it's name in the news is just as much a part of Stampede as the white hats & belt buckles. I'd wager Stampede can't really get kicked off until PETA get's it's nickers in a bunch.
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Well when I want to know a band's opinion on bovine abuse, Cattle Decapitation is my go to source there.
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