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Old 06-29-2012, 07:46 PM   #41
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C'mon guys. If you're going to get weird, screw bath salts. Go with Jenkem.

Here's the gist of jenkem for those unaware:

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Jenkem is a purportedly hallucinogenic inhalant created from fermented human waste. In the mid-1990s, it was reported to be a popular street drug among Zambian street children.
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The making of jenkem is described: "fermented human sewage, scraped from pipes and stored in plastic bags for a week or so, until it gives off numbing, intoxicating fumes." The process is similarly described in a 1995 IPS report: "Human excreta is scooped up from the edges of the sewer ponds in old cans and containers which are covered with a polyethylene bag and left to stew or ferment for a week."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenkem

This way, you can't prove she's a keeper until you do jenkem with her.
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Old 06-29-2012, 08:01 PM   #42
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Two things. I'm awesome, and I'm in charge.

Yes, I will put her out of her comfort zone (she will be all over me then he he he). It's up to me to be alpha and show her how she can enjoy herself. I'm charismatic that way. I'm not worried about her not having fun because she will. Confidence is what is key. Not the place.
Christ, you sound like one of those ######bags who read The Game and now thinks he has a PhD in female psychology.
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Old 06-29-2012, 08:40 PM   #43
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Shooting range either wth or with out bath salts. Either way you are sure to get some face...
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Old 06-29-2012, 08:59 PM   #44
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C'mon guys. If you're going to get weird, screw bath salts. Go with Jenkem.
Ummm, so they're huffing H2S?
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Old 06-29-2012, 09:04 PM   #45
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Hot yoga = lululemon ..... Yum!

I would not take her right out of the comfort zone, but maybe push the boundary a bit. If you plan something wild, you might want to run it by her rather than spring it on her.

How about hiking up the sulfur man, or going to the lake agnes tea house.

Don't make the date fear factor.
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Old 06-29-2012, 09:37 PM   #46
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This would scare the bejesus out of me.
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Old 06-29-2012, 09:54 PM   #48
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Honestly dude, you need to tone your attitude down a bit I think. Sounds to me like you're about to shizen the bed on this date.
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Old 06-29-2012, 10:31 PM   #49
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Christ, you sound like one of those ######bags who read The Game and now thinks he has a PhD in female psychology.
Ha ha never read "the game". I did however have a fracking great conversation with an old friend (theater major) who gave great advice. While we drank far too much he didn't hold back. Since then I never looked back. It's been a month and it's been a fun one. You are in "charge", you take them out for fun. You plan the day. It's not "Oh, I don't know, what do you want to do?" It's, "I've booked a zip line and you are going to be invincible for 60 seconds!" The opposite sex is just as nervous or as "scared" as you. But if you are confident and take charge she will no longer feel that way and soon you both will be having fun and you'll forget all about your nerves.

While you don't know me and I poorly explained at the beginning what I was looking for I think it was summed up clearly later on. I just didn't want something ordinary. I wanted to do something different! I'm not racking up the numbers of all the ladies I've slept with to win some "game". I want a great relationship with someone who gets my heart pumping. I found that someone. I haven't had that in a decade. She is amazing. I just got off the phone making plans and posted on here without thinking first. My bad. Whatever, life goes on, but I'll post here how it went. I feel like a kid. Do you remember feeling like this?
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Ha ha never read "the game". I did however have a fracking great conversation with an old friend (theater major) who gave great advice. While we drank far too much he didn't hold back. Since then I never looked back. It's been a month and it's been a fun one. You are in "charge", you take them out for fun. You plan the day. It's not "Oh, I don't know, what do you want to do?" It's, "I've booked a zip line and you are going to be invincible for 60 seconds!" The opposite sex is just as nervous or as "scared" as you. But if you are confident and take charge she will no longer feel that way and soon you both will be having fun and you'll forget all about your nerves.

While you don't know me and I poorly explained at the beginning what I was looking for I think it was summed up clearly later on. I just didn't want something ordinary. I wanted to do something different! I'm not racking up the numbers of all the ladies I've slept with to win some "game". I want a great relationship with someone who gets my heart pumping. I found that someone. I haven't had that in a decade. She is amazing. I just got off the phone making plans and posted on here without thinking first. My bad. Whatever, life goes on, but I'll post here how it went. I feel like a kid. Do you remember feeling like this?
Good on ya man, I get that some people think you are coming across too strong, but I senese the excitement in your words... Run with it, show her a great time, treat her right - and best of luck to you.
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Two things. I'm awesome, and I'm in charge.

Yes, I will put her out of her comfort zone (she will be all over me then he he he). It's up to me to be alpha and show her how she can enjoy herself. I'm charismatic that way. I'm not worried about her not having fun because she will. Confidence is what is key. Not the place.
Lay off the internet pickup material, you sound ridiculous.
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If she's a suit- woman... What about ceramics painting or a cooking class. Different with out the adrealine. Save the exciting stuff for the fourth or fifth date when you know she's sticking around and worth the investment.
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Ha ha never read "the game". I did however have a fracking great conversation with an old friend (theater major) who gave great advice. While we drank far too much he didn't hold back. Since then I never looked back. It's been a month and it's been a fun one. You are in "charge", you take them out for fun. You plan the day. It's not "Oh, I don't know, what do you want to do?" It's, "I've booked a zip line and you are going to be invincible for 60 seconds!" The opposite sex is just as nervous or as "scared" as you. But if you are confident and take charge she will no longer feel that way and soon you both will be having fun and you'll forget all about your nerves.

While you don't know me and I poorly explained at the beginning what I was looking for I think it was summed up clearly later on. I just didn't want something ordinary. I wanted to do something different! I'm not racking up the numbers of all the ladies I've slept with to win some "game". I want a great relationship with someone who gets my heart pumping. I found that someone. I haven't had that in a decade. She is amazing. I just got off the phone making plans and posted on here without thinking first. My bad. Whatever, life goes on, but I'll post here how it went. I feel like a kid. Do you remember feeling like this?
Maybe you should have the confidence to actually pick the date rather than being fake for the first part of the relationship.
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Old 06-29-2012, 11:29 PM   #54
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If she's a suit- woman... What about ceramics painting or a cooking class. Different with out the adrealine. Save the exciting stuff for the fourth or fifth date when you know she's sticking around and worth the investment.
I had something similar like that in mind as well for the third date but we'd stuff a bear each at the mall. A boy bear for her and a girl bear for me. EXCELLENT idea and thank you.

She is a suit woman. After our first date in a pub (which she picked) she had discussed how bored she was with everything and she wanted to have fun. This is the out of comfort zone I was thinking. Something new and exciting.
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Old 06-30-2012, 12:54 AM   #55
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Ha ha ha I'm terrified to do that! One day I'll force myself out of my comfort zone to do it.
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If she's a suit- woman... What about ceramics painting or a cooking class.
Lol, I can see that being taken the wrong way.
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I hope you're different in real life because you come across as just a tiny bit incredibly creepy in this thread. It's super neato you're happy and what not, but this is the second date. You're talking like you know how many kids you're going to have and what kind of tuxedo you plan to wear on your wedding date with her.

Kudos for thinking differently, but you're about one step away from blasting Peter Gabriel outside her window and not in a romantic 80's kind of way. In a future restraining order kind of way.
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I was thinking about another kind of diving......And it is not the VCR Canucks kind either......
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