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Old 06-21-2012, 08:41 PM   #21
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I gotta imagine the people who wanna see this are the same people who watched the Magnotta tape.
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Old 06-21-2012, 08:44 PM   #22
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I gotta imagine the people who wanna see this are the same people who watched the Magnotta tape.
Makes you wonder about the thread starter eh?
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Old 06-21-2012, 08:47 PM   #23
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I don't know if I want to see a Vagina that looks like the airport tunnel.

I'd rather watch a video where someone tries to back a bike into a two car garage.
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I don't know if I want to see a Vagina that looks like the airport tunnel.

I'd rather watch a video where someone tries to back a bike into a two car garage.
yep.... I suspect that screwing her is like throwing a weiner down a hallway.
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Happened in the old days. Happens today. Google it!
I did and it turns out the people are holding their breath during the story? I could write a story about people eating an apple and have them pass out at the end if they aren't allowed to breathe.
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I did and it turns out the people are holding their breath during the story? I could write a story about people eating an apple and have them pass out at the end if they aren't allowed to breathe.
Not sure if that's the crux of it. I can forward my books forward if you want, but it may take a bit.

But we are getting to the point.
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Found one, you can go from there...

The Guts Effect...

http://chuckpalahniuk.net/features/essays/guts-effect
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I don't know if I want to see a Vagina that looks like the airport tunnel.

I'd rather watch a video where someone tries to back a bike into a two car garage.
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masturbating on camera isn't porn its boring
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I think all of her kids were C-sectioned. So I think her Vag should be normal. I have seen 1 Night in Chyna, and there cannot possibly be anything more horrific than that. Anyway, someone I know is giving me a copy tomorrow. I will review it for you then.

What ever you do, never google 'Chyna' and the words that rhymes with 'deloris' or 'regina'.

Never google that, trust me. Don't let your curiosity get the better of you.

Why are you doing that?
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And bath salts. Don't google that anymore.
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Never google that, trust me. Don't let your curiosity get the better of you.

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Barf. I should have listened...
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Weird. . . Didn't think she was that bad.
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I think all of her kids were C-sectioned. So I think her Vag should be normal. Even at that, Anyway, someone I know is giving me a copy tomorrow. I will review it for you then.
I have seen 1 Night in Chyna, and there cannot possibly be anything more horrific than that. Anyway, someone I know is giving me a copy tomorrow. I will review it for you then.

What ever you do, never google 'Chyna' and the words that rhymes with 'deloris' or 'regina'.

Never google that, trust me. Don't let your curiosity get the better of you.

Why are you doing that?

When are you getting a copy? When can we expect your review?
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When are you getting a copy? When can we expect your review?
Thursday the 28th.
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They must have airbrushed the ever loving crap out of her playboy picture.
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They must have airbrushed the ever loving crap out of her playboy picture.
I heard they used a sandblaster.
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Sandblaster, they'd have to use a chain saw and an experienced crew of lumber jacks and safety specialists.
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