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Old 06-21-2012, 06:22 PM   #1
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It's been a rough year for Suleman, whose La Habra, Calif., home was official foreclosed on today, but she's eager to promote the video and said she intends to use the money to buy her large family a new home.
I guess the state must have kicked her off welfare.

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Rather watch rerun do porn.
Trust me... no you wouldn't
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what the ###### is wrong with society?
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What the ############ was that word?
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What a great mom. Getting impregnated was her best idea to date.
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Rich celebrities make sex tapes and freely distribute them to revive their status.

Poor celebrities make porn with dollar signs in their eyes.

Dumb celebrities, well, fail at both.
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Rerun, continually sides with moral Conservative government, but love celebrity mags and awful porn...

There is a joke here. Something about tapping shoes, I don't know.
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I know every single one of the males posting in this thread have seen far, far worse than Octomom in that trailer during their travels through the porn infested Interwebs.
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There is a joke here. Something about tapping shoes, I don't know.
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But I am comfortable in saying I may have had the freakiest and best sex on the board.
So that was Octomom?
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Poor celebrities make porn with dollar signs in their eyes.

Dumb celebrities, well, fail at both.
She's a celebrity?
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Credit for actually supporting her kids I guess...???????????????
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And I bet she thought she'd never have 8 people inside her vagina at the same time again.
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It appears I have hit a chord. What I meant to say is WOW IS RERUN A HY
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And I bet she thought she'd never have 8 people inside her vagina at the same time again.
Kelly Oxford on twitter used a similar line like that to Jenna Jameson about her twin sons. Was pretty funny and all the Jenna fangirls went ape#####. It was along the lines of "what age do you think jenna's twins will be when they realize they weren't the first guys inside their mom at the same time"
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Right after they realize that something put both of them in there in the first place. Penii in a vagina is less mindwarping than you yourself blasting out of a penis into that vagina in the form of a oyster like goo with a school of other tadpoles.
You really need to read 'Haunted', by Chuck Palahniuk, (Fight Club fame).

Masturbation gone wrong. At least two fainters per audience. A local orator read it in Italy and 50 people passed out!

Look it up. And read the book.
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Masturbation gone wrong. At least two fainters per audience. A local orator read it in Italy and 50 people passed out!
How is that even possible? That has to be attention seeking behaviour - no one would really pass out for someone reading a book.....
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How is that even possible? That has to be attention seeking behaviour - no one would really pass out for someone reading a book.....
Happened in the old days. Happens today. Google it!
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