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Old 06-21-2012, 11:13 AM   #61
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I don't believe the numbers on this board are so low.....I thought the average for a North American guy was 16 or something????

Mind you....this is an internet board haha.
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Old 06-21-2012, 11:16 AM   #62
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Old 06-21-2012, 11:19 AM   #64
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I'm at about 10,000 lbs collectively, POF in Red Deer really helped keep the average high.
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Old 06-21-2012, 11:20 AM   #65
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Mind you....this is an internet board haha.
What is this, 2002?

The whole internet nerd thing doesn't exist, everyone is on the internet.

And I've lost count, I was in two pretty committed relationships but the past two years I went a little silly. Was in another relationship but recently broke up with her too.
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Old 06-21-2012, 11:22 AM   #66
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The number doesn't matter. What matters is that you all know my penis is 9 inches long. And yes, that's when it's flaccid.
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Old 06-21-2012, 11:30 AM   #67
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Old 06-21-2012, 11:33 AM   #68
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The real question here, the elephant in the room, is how many have paid a professional for sex................
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Old 06-21-2012, 11:45 AM   #69
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I think the more interesting question is, "how many people on CP have you slept with"?
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Old 06-21-2012, 11:45 AM   #70
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This should be a private poll cause I sure as heck ain't telling.
lol isn't that basically saying "a lot"?
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See, here's the thing - if you're a typical male, you've thought about sleeping with every half-decent looking woman you've ever seen. So even if you've slept with a thousand women, that's still a tiny subset of the total number you WISH you'd slept with, so you still have nothing to brag about.
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I think the more interesting question is, "how many people on CP have you slept with"?
2. MRCboicgy and Azure. But CaptainCrunch did offer to s/d. I said no.
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See, here's the thing - if you're a typical male, you've thought about sleeping with every half-decent looking woman you've ever seen. So even if you've slept with a thousand women, that's still a tiny subset of the total number you WISH you'd slept with, so you still have nothing to brag about.
Leave it up to you to over think and ruin sexual fantasies, jammies.
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Just to overanalyze and ruin some more, who cares how many women you've been with? Being with 100 women once or two women 5,000 times seems like a pretty easy choice to me. So I suppose frequence of action with partners seems to have more bearing than total number of partners.
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One. Finnish girl I met backpacking in Asia. Ended up travelling together for a month. Still talk with her all the time.
Still have my local v-card though, and Im getting to the age where that is sad.
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Old 06-21-2012, 12:01 PM   #76
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What is this, 2002?

The whole internet nerd thing doesn't exist, everyone is on the internet.

And I've lost count, I was in two pretty committed relationships but the past two years I went a little silly. Was in another relationship but recently broke up with her too.
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Old 06-21-2012, 12:12 PM   #77
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Leave it up to you to over think and ruin sexual fantasies, jammies.
Think of it as a challenge, like never losing a sock in the wash - EVER.
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Think of it as a challenge, like never losing a sock in the wash - EVER.
I use sock sorters and have never lost a sock.
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Old 06-21-2012, 12:18 PM   #79
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Think of it as a challenge, like never losing a sock in the wash - EVER.
Socks, sexual fantasies.....i see what you did there
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Old 06-21-2012, 12:20 PM   #80
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I use sock sorters and have never lost a sock.
Yah, yah - call me when you're dead and tell me you managed it all the way to the end, then I'll be impressed.
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