05-24-2012, 11:37 PM
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Apparently Dick is okay as well. Also, good to know.
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05-24-2012, 11:44 PM
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#122
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GREATEST THREAD......EVER!
I got f'n tears pouring down my face, you have all made my night.
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05-24-2012, 11:47 PM
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#123
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Referee
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: In your enterprise AI
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Originally Posted by Titan
So my dad is a vet. Azure has it right. A giant electric dildo, the size of your leg, goes in his ass. and they can crank up t he volts. Then a giant condom on a stick is used to collect the prize. So one day dad had a student in for the day. Same process but instead of the stick with a giant condom he told the guy he had to hold a vial the size of a sharpie to catch the load. Hilarity ensued.
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Are we still talking about bulls here?
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05-25-2012, 12:09 AM
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#124
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Are we still talking about bulls here?
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Bulls? Where the hell did you get that? That is sick!
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05-25-2012, 12:10 AM
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#125
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I guess hell is okay too.
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05-25-2012, 12:27 AM
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#126
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: @robdashjamieson
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This is so bizare, I seriously just met a guy who sell bull semen tonight. What are the odds?
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05-25-2012, 07:59 AM
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#127
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Originally Posted by Prototype
This is so bizare, I seriously just met a guy who sell bull semen tonight. What are the odds?
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Were you at a party where everyone was REALLY friendly? And he asked you to "Prep the Bull"...
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05-25-2012, 09:24 AM
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Basement Chicken Choker
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a land without pants, or war, or want. But mostly we care about the pants.
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Originally Posted by Prototype
This is so bizare, I seriously just met a guy who sell bull semen tonight. What are the odds?
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Did you get his business card? You could make a sweet finder's fee.
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05-25-2012, 09:31 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: right here of course
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Originally Posted by Prototype
This is so bizare, I seriously just met a guy who sell bull semen tonight. What are the odds?
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Considering we live in a city nicknamed "cowtown" I'd say better than average. Unless of course you aren't in Calgary then the odds change dramatically.
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05-25-2012, 10:08 AM
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#130
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Norm!
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I'd almost want to be there to see someone getting shot in the face with Bull Spew, the ensuing beat ddown would be one that could make me worth at least 7 billion internet dollars.
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05-25-2012, 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
I'd almost want to be there to see someone getting shot in the face with Bull Spew, the ensuing beat ddown would be one that could make me worth at least 7 billion internet dollars.
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This is nuts. I just saw an ad on Kijiji looking for rotund middle-aged men of average looks needed as background people in hereford porn. You should call!!!!
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05-25-2012, 11:55 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: 127.0.0.1
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Originally Posted by Titan
Apparently Dick is okay as well. Also, good to know.
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and tits
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05-25-2012, 12:18 PM
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Norm!
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Sweater monkeys
One eyed purple headed trouser whale.
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05-25-2012, 12:22 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: 127.0.0.1
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Cannot get this damn thing to show up, so here's the link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=homVNXRKfqQ
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05-26-2012, 08:50 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: 51.0544° N, 114.0669° W
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maybe you should give a shout to the fellas over at jackass and see if they can help you and/or take part.
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05-26-2012, 11:15 AM
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You could have had it for free.. darn, eh?
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Connor Zary will win the Hart Trophy in 2027.
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06-20-2012, 09:31 PM
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I need all this to come together by June 23.
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Well? We're waiting with bated breath to see if this came together.
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06-20-2012, 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by kunkstyle
Well? We're waiting with bated breath to see if this came together.
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If you made them Sliver, pictures of the paintballs please. 
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06-20-2012, 10:24 PM
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I hate to disappoint anybody who was hoping to see this thread on the evening news, but the plan failed. I'm actually fairly confident I could have made it happen once I found the empty paint balls, but our paint ball adventure was changed to June 2. We've already played and karma bit me in the ass for even contemplating such a stunt. I fataed up my back during the game and instead of filling paint balls with jizz, for the last three weeks I've been laying around with a heating pad on my back hah.
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06-20-2012, 10:44 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sliver
our paint ball adventure was changed to June 2.
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I've been refreshing this thread for 18 days for no reason? Fata.
Oh, and sorry about the back.
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